Sondra the K
1. "I wish I were that apple and he were taking a bit out of me," sighed Chris Matthews, and Katie Couric, and Andrew Sullivan, and Brian Williams, and Bob Scheiffer, and Scott Pelley, and Nora O'Donnell, and Soledad O'Brien, and...
2. "Am I bigger crybaby than Tom Brady? Guilty as charged."
3. "So, this is where ordinary Americans buy their Arugula and Wegyu steak. How quaint."
4. And the Lord Spoketh Unto Barry and Said "Eat Thou NOT of the Fruit of the Tree of Narcissism, Lest Thou Become a Stuttering Clusterf--k of a Miserable... Oh, Sh-t, Why Am I Even Wasting My Breath?"
5. I am totally not paying for this, chuckled the SCOAMF to himself.