Monday, September 10, 2012

Say "Biden in a Biker Bar" Three Times Fast



1. Sons of Marxist Oligarchy. 2. "I'm telling you, babe, my unit is a big f--kin' deal." 3. "Hey, getting cheap thrills from fat skanks worked for Bill Clinton." 4. "Joe, let me give you my answer in three words, 'Get the f--k out'" 5. "Hey, babe, I don't if you're into it, but I would love to put you chains."


Best of prince of leaves
Unfortunately for Biden, the Secret Service's weakness for hookers and blow made it easy for the gang to bribe them to look the other way for a few minutes out behind the bar.

Best of curly
"Baby, I'll screw you harrrrd -- just like I did the American people."

Best of Rodney Dill
Joe: "Your name is Anne? then you must be Mrs. Arky... and you've got some pretty big boys here."

Best of Steve O
Ol' Joe didn't realize that according biker code, he had to give EVERYONE a little slap and a tickle.

Best of GregMan
"So is it true that all bikers are fags?"

And with one sentence, Slow Joe becomes a part of biker gang history. A really gooey part.

Best of Shayne
"Oh, Joe. You're really making me warm and moist."
Oh, sorry Petunia, my Depends are leaking."

Best of Jack Reacher
Biker on right: "He stole my pick-up line."
Biker on left: "Yeah, he has a history of plagiarism."

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Gee, your hair smells terrif... *sniff sniff* er, um, gee, your hair sure smells... *sniff sniff* um, well um, its just about time for me to be going now."

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Easy Edith earns her keep doing lap dances on the dummy while the 2 biker pimps exchange knowing glances and the Secret Service stand in the background laughing their asses off.

16 comments:

prince of leaves said...

How does a square doofus like Biden survive getting cozy with a biker moll not two feet from her crew? Three words: "well-armed Secret Service detail".

prince of leaves said...

"Idiot Rider".

prince of leaves said...

Unfortunately for Biden, the Secret Service's weakness for hookers and blow made it easy for the gang to bribe them to look the other way for a few minutes out behind the bar.

prince of leaves said...

Taking a cue from his wimpy grandson, an unprepared Biden courts a beating from a bully in order to get out of his impending debate with Ryan.

curly said...

"Baby, I'll screw you harrrrd -- just like I did the American people."

Great Achilles Ghost said...

Check out those neck-ribs. I had no idea Joe was into Cardassian females.

Rodney Dill said...

Joe: "Your name is Anne? then you must be Mrs. Arky... and you've got some pretty big boys here."

Kaptain Krude said...

The most terrifying thing in this picture? There's a gold record from the Kingston Trio on the wall.

Steve O said...

Ol' Joe didn't realize that according biker code, he had to give EVERYONE a little slap and a tickle.

GregMan said...

"So is it true that all bikers are fags?"

And with one sentence, Slow Joe becomes a part of biker gang history. A really gooey part.

Shayne said...

"Oh, Joe. You're really making me warm and moist."

Oh, sorry Petunia, my Depends are leaking."

Jack Reacher said...

Biker on right: "He stole my pick-up line."
Biker on left: "Yeah, he has a history of plagiarism."

Jack Reacher said...

We really dodged a bullet in 2008. Imagine if Sarah Palin became vice-president; just think of the embarrassing things she'd do.

Dr. Doom said...

Cooed Biden to Troll's woman: "If you can wait until they install my training wheels, I'd love to take you for a ride!"

Troll: "They don't make training wheels small enough for your ride boss..."

Kaptain Krude said...

"Gee, your hair smells terrif... *sniff sniff* er, um, gee, your hair sure smells... *sniff sniff* um, well um, its just about time for me to be going now."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Easy Edith earns her keep doing lap dances on the dummy while the 2 biker pimps exchange knowing glances and the Secret Service stand in the background laughing their asses off.

-OR-

Whispering in her ear: How's about I invite you to a state dinner so you can entertain the Iranian delegation?
Reply: When did Iran become a state?
Hmmm, good question. I think Reagan got it as part of a hostage negotiation.