1. Sons of Marxist Oligarchy. 2. "I'm telling you, babe, my unit is a big f--kin' deal." 3. "Hey, getting cheap thrills from fat skanks worked for Bill Clinton." 4. "Joe, let me give you my answer in three words, 'Get the f--k out'" 5. "Hey, babe, I don't if you're into it, but I would love to put you chains."
Best of prince of leaves
Unfortunately for Biden, the Secret Service's weakness for hookers and blow made it easy for the gang to bribe them to look the other way for a few minutes out behind the bar.
Best of curly
"Baby, I'll screw you harrrrd -- just like I did the American people."
Best of Rodney Dill
Joe: "Your name is Anne? then you must be Mrs. Arky... and you've got some pretty big boys here."
Best of Steve O
Ol' Joe didn't realize that according biker code, he had to give EVERYONE a little slap and a tickle.
Best of GregMan
"So is it true that all bikers are fags?"
And with one sentence, Slow Joe becomes a part of biker gang history. A really gooey part.
Best of Shayne
"Oh, Joe. You're really making me warm and moist."
Oh, sorry Petunia, my Depends are leaking."
Best of Jack Reacher
Biker on right: "He stole my pick-up line."
Biker on left: "Yeah, he has a history of plagiarism."
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Gee, your hair smells terrif... *sniff sniff* er, um, gee, your hair sure smells... *sniff sniff* um, well um, its just about time for me to be going now."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Easy Edith earns her keep doing lap dances on the dummy while the 2 biker pimps exchange knowing glances and the Secret Service stand in the background laughing their asses off.