Tuesday, September 04, 2012
Pride of the SCOAMF
1. "Is that the 'Man's Country Float?' Damn, it's been a while, I don't even know half those guys."
2. "I can't believe I got out of my chair for this."
3. "I am here, and I brought enough 'pride' for all of you pathetic peasants."
4. "It's important to be proud of all the things Government has built for you."
5. The SCOAMF didn't realize the banner stood for "Paul Ryan Is Definitely Excellent."
Best of Kaptain Krude
Entire banner: "Have you no pride?" And in smaller letters: "Then the Democratic Party is for you!"
Best of prince of leaves
"...and Incompetence" -- the new topical Jane Austen mashup.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
White cheerleaders at 10 o'clock!
Best of Dr. Doom
"OK who's the joker that replaced the glass of water on my podium with Pussy Pop?", inquired the President moments after Ted Nugent exited (stage right of course)...