1. "Is that the 'Man's Country Float?' Damn, it's been a while, I don't even know half those guys."
2. "I can't believe I got out of my chair for this."
3. "I am here, and I brought enough 'pride' for all of you pathetic peasants."
4. "It's important to be proud of all the things Government has built for you."
5. The SCOAMF didn't realize the banner stood for "Paul Ryan Is Definitely Excellent."
Best of Kaptain Krude
Entire banner: "Have you no pride?" And in smaller letters: "Then the Democratic Party is for you!"
Best of prince of leaves
"...and Incompetence" -- the new topical Jane Austen mashup.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
White cheerleaders at 10 o'clock!
Best of Dr. Doom
"OK who's the joker that replaced the glass of water on my podium with Pussy Pop?", inquired the President moments after Ted Nugent exited (stage right of course)...
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Entire banner: "Have you no pride?" And in smaller letters: "Then the Democratic Party is for you!"
"Why didn't Michael Clarke Duncan attend?"
Yeah I know, too soon.
After being told by his handlers that the Secret Service had marked every window in Charlotte with a 'W' and that there was a Marine Corps (pronounced 'core' like in an apple) detachment standing by for 'umbrella duty',the President was able to relax be himself. Still he secretly lamented the unfortunate loss of his favorite bicycle helmet...
...of Liars.
"...and Incompetence" -- the new topical Jane Austen mashup.
White cheerleaders at 10 o'clock!
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Thawtbubble: WTF? Third and long and my entire Secret Service front line decide to go to the head at the same time?? Holder, Geithner can we call time out?? Help me.
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To reasonable people, juxtaposing the panderer Obamalama with "PRIDE" is no different than Bush next to "Mission Accomplished" or Clinton on an empty Normandy beach playing with a set of prepositioned stones, or a radio whore like Limbaugh wearing a "Fluke is a Slut" tarpaulin, or Romney next to a Replace Obamacare (with the status quo) sign or him saluting the GOP's Dark Ages platform planks. Each is followed by throwing up a little in one's mouth.
In Kenya, the word PRIDE denotes a pack of hungry lions. Thus it explains the photograph of the President running for his life.
Gay Pride
10 to 1 says no one will have to get out of his way when he "whips this out"
"OK who's the joker that replaced the glass of water on my podium with Pussy Pop?", inquired the President moments after Ted Nugent exited (stage right of course)...
And then he mooned the assembled paparazzi.
"I hope Matthews likes my new clear podium", thought the President...
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