1. "Rectum? Damn near ate him!"
2. SCOAMF thoughtbubble. "Am I perverted enough to fist my own dog?"
3. "Is it my turn to clean the dog's butt again? My tongue is still fuzzy from last time."
4. "Listen to that reverb! This dog's ass is a perfect echo chamber for my speech!"
5. Having narrowed his suspects to Bo and Biden, the SCOAMF prepares to collect a stool sample to compare to the one he found on the oval office rug.
Best of metalgarth
Jason Bigg's accused Bo of having a bleached anus. Only 1 person in the US was dumb enough to fall for it.
Best of Dr. Doom
"And when I say 'redistribute the wealth', that will be your command to attack Clinton and rip his throat out", instructed the President, "Do you understand - that's a good dog..."
Best of prince of leaves
"...But this right here is the round, and on a dog, boy, that's the best cut..."
Best of curly
"So THAT's what a pair of balls looks like."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
There goes the rat! Sic 'em!!!!
Best of GregMan
"Hey, this would go great with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
Best of Jack Reacher
SCOAMF wasn't amused when he was told that, although Bo wasn't yet housebroken, he might be if given four more years to try.
Best of Kaptain Krude
Half-black-on-half-black violence.
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
ORA: "My God...It's full of Czars..."
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Jason Bigg's accused Bo of having a bleached anus. Only 1 person in the US was dumb enough to fall for it.
"Mmmm, ham!"
In honor and remembrance of his favorite ruler from ancient history, Caligula, Barack considers appointing his favorite animal Bo to a cabinet position.
Cabinet position, hell - he ought to name Bo his running mate. The dog hasn't said anything stupid in three years...
"And when I say 'redistribute the wealth', that will be your command to attack Clinton and rip his throat out", instructed the President, "Do you understand - that's a good dog..."
"Rut Ro, he's got that look in his eye again", thought Bo, "Boy I hope it is dinner time..."
"...But this right here is the round, and on a dog, boy, that's the best cut..."
Very good post! Thanks a lot.
"So THAT's what a pair of balls looks like."
"...at least your ass is not as hairy as M'chelle's".
"...and on behalf of Amerikkka, I would like to apologize..."
"That reminds me: I'm late for my meeting with Harry Reid."
I'll be darned, your butt DOES resemble Biden's! Smells better, though.
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There goes the rat! Sic 'em!!!!
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Don't turn your back to me, Bo. The White House physician promised he'll replace those rubber teeth with your real ones as soon as I'm out of office.
“Yep, my dog Bo is in his prime ... according to his recent grade of marbling content from the USDA.”
"Hey, this would go great with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
SCOAMF wasn't amused when he was told that, although Bo wasn't yet housebroken, he might be if given four more years to try.
"That Biden! He actually believed me when I told him that the electric pencil sharpener was under Bo's tail. All right, hold still, Bo, and I'll get those pencils out of there."
Half-black-on-half-black violence.
The New York Times columnist gushed, "Obama is so cool that he even makes looking like a dork look cool."
ORA: "My God...It's full of Czars..."
And then Bo lifted his leg and, er, "cast his ballot" if you know what I mean.
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