Friday, September 14, 2012

Michael Moore... What Have You Done?


Best of jimmy Obama lost 75% of the Af-Am vote this week, when news spread that he won't even protect the fried chicken from Islamic terrorism. Best of Spin HULK no want fries with that! Best of Steve O If Wallace can sack Hardee's he can invade lower England! Best of Spineless Vertebra It wasn't until after the destruction that the local gay rights activists realized they had vandalized the wrong fast food restaurant. Best of Dr. Doom Hardee's attempt to cash in on the publicity avalanche garnered by Chick-Fil-A by coming out in support of LGBT issues backfired when Rosie O'Donnell showed up to buy some burgers... Best of Kaptain Krude "Man, that Grimace is a mean drunk." Best of Jack Reacher "I saw the whole thing, officer. The car was driven by a chick with red hair in pigtails, there was a clown in the right seat, and some dude with a crown in the back..." Best of Cat Whisperer “Welcome to Hardee’s. Can we interest you in our Bacon Cheddar Fries, Bacon Cheese Thickburger, Bacon Egg and Cheddar Wrap, or Bacon Bacon Biscuit today?” “Lululululululululululululululululul!”

15 comments:

jimmy said...

Obama lost 75% of the Af-Am vote this week, when news spread that he won't even protect the fried chicken from Islamic terrorism.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Meanwhile, here in the US, hundreds of enraged conservative extremists ransacked stores and offices to protest a Bollywood comedy about an unemployed abortion doctor removing a gerbil from the easter bunny's butt.

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Romney immediately phoned the owner of Hardee's for a campaign contribution in exchange for continued tax write-offs for overseas restaurants ransacked by muslim thugs and nutjobs.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

What, did someone claim to see allah's likeness in a toasted bun... again?

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Proving once again that religious zealots don't believe in the separation of church and steak.

Spin said...

HULK no want fries with that!

Steve O said...

If Wallace can sack Hardee's he can invade lower England!

Steve O said...

The State Department immediately apologized for the slow service given to the patrons.

Spineless Vertebra said...

It wasn't until after the destruction that the local gay rights activists realized they had vandalized the wrong fast food restaurant.

Dr. Doom said...

Hardee's attempt to cash in on the publicity avalanche garnered by Chick-Fil-A by coming out in support of LGBT issues backfired when Rosie O'Donnell showed up to buy some burgers...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Some claimed it was the Invisible Man, others said it was Superman, one thought it might have been allah. All agreed he came out of nowhere, smelled of booze and was singing "Never go swimming with bowlegged women and swim between their legs!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Gosh, Hardee's slogan is a lame - "Where the food's the star." Imagine the trouble a chain could get into pandering to barbarian zealotry with a slogan like, "Have it your way" ... ooops.

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WTF? No jumbo size camel pee? No goat bladder apple pies?

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Never one to pass up a chance to kowtow to muslims, Obamalama tells America the murderous thugs are "just a few misguided youths having a food fight on Arab spring break."

Kaptain Krude said...

"Man, that Grimace is a mean drunk."

Jack Reacher said...

"I saw the whole thing, officer. The car was driven by a chick with red hair in pigtails, there was a clown in the right seat, and some dude with a crown in the back..."

Jack Reacher said...

A note left at the scene of the NYC attack said "No more 32 ounce drinks. You've been warned."

Cat Whisperer said...

“Welcome to Hardee’s. Can we interest you in our Bacon Cheddar Fries, Bacon Cheese Thickburger, Bacon Egg and Cheddar Wrap, or Bacon Bacon Biscuit today?”

“Lululululululululululululululululul!”

Submariner said...

Exit; Stage Left!