Friday, September 14, 2012
Michael Moore... What Have You Done?
Best of jimmy Obama lost 75% of the Af-Am vote this week, when news spread that he won't even protect the fried chicken from Islamic terrorism. Best of Spin HULK no want fries with that! Best of Steve O If Wallace can sack Hardee's he can invade lower England! Best of Spineless Vertebra It wasn't until after the destruction that the local gay rights activists realized they had vandalized the wrong fast food restaurant. Best of Dr. Doom Hardee's attempt to cash in on the publicity avalanche garnered by Chick-Fil-A by coming out in support of LGBT issues backfired when Rosie O'Donnell showed up to buy some burgers... Best of Kaptain Krude "Man, that Grimace is a mean drunk." Best of Jack Reacher "I saw the whole thing, officer. The car was driven by a chick with red hair in pigtails, there was a clown in the right seat, and some dude with a crown in the back..." Best of Cat Whisperer “Welcome to Hardee’s. Can we interest you in our Bacon Cheddar Fries, Bacon Cheese Thickburger, Bacon Egg and Cheddar Wrap, or Bacon Bacon Biscuit today?” “Lululululululululululululululululul!”