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1. Not even Cruella de Vil was spared the effects of Obama's Depression.
2. "So are we, like, Amish or Hassidic, or what? Also, I can't quit you."
3. "Suddenly, I'm craving Chinese Take-Out."
4. "Wow, those fags really ripped that Chik-Fil-A cow guy apart."
5. "Hassidic Cosplay," Matt Damon and Ben Affleck's secret fetish.
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Why schools have a zero-tolerance policy for the wearing of gang colors.
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"Man, the pigeons are really flocking today, aren't they, Gerald?"
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Weird Al really needs to get over his past successful songs.
Best of Rodney Dill
Ned never was able to convince anyone that Holstein was a Jewish name.
Best of Dr. Doom
"I don't know what it was but I'm pretty sure it wasn't kosher", replied Schlomo...
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Why schools have a zero-tolerance policy for the wearing of gang colors.
"Man, the pigeons are really flocking today, aren't they, Gerald?"
"You're a pinhead, Howard, d'ya know that?"
See, what the Taliban and Muslims hate about America is that jews and black muslims can walk past each other on the street without killing each other. Usually.
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Psst... Ibraham, I tink dot vas a MOOslim!
You are a putz, Ezekiel, a werry funny putz.
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"Hasidic?"
"Yes, but only until the first round of hormone therapy is over."
♫ Head em up, Move em out Rawhide ♪
Weird Al really needs to get over his past successful songs.
"That's just Mooshugana."
Now that's some dairy air.
Heifer? I don't even know her.
Ned never was able to convince anyone that Holstein was a Jewish name.
No Amit, there is no such thing as Shicksa-fil-A store, but I like the way you think.
"I don't know what it was but I'm pretty sure it wasn't kosher", replied Schlomo...
Mad Cow Disease: ur doin it rong.
"I sure cud hit that."
"you're Udderly disgusting."
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