1. Not even Cruella de Vil was spared the effects of Obama's Depression.
2. "So are we, like, Amish or Hassidic, or what? Also, I can't quit you."
3. "Suddenly, I'm craving Chinese Take-Out."
4. "Wow, those fags really ripped that Chik-Fil-A cow guy apart."
5. "Hassidic Cosplay," Matt Damon and Ben Affleck's secret fetish.
Best of dadoctah
Why schools have a zero-tolerance policy for the wearing of gang colors.
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Man, the pigeons are really flocking today, aren't they, Gerald?"
Best of Spineless Vertebrae
Weird Al really needs to get over his past successful songs.
Best of Rodney Dill
Ned never was able to convince anyone that Holstein was a Jewish name.
Best of Dr. Doom
"I don't know what it was but I'm pretty sure it wasn't kosher", replied Schlomo...