Wednesday, September 26, 2012

In Which We All Just Get Along

Brender



1. Not even Cruella de Vil was spared the effects of Obama's Depression.
2. "So are we, like, Amish or Hassidic, or what? Also, I can't quit you."
3. "Suddenly, I'm craving Chinese Take-Out."
4. "Wow, those fags really ripped that Chik-Fil-A cow guy apart."
5. "Hassidic Cosplay," Matt Damon and Ben Affleck's secret fetish.


Best of dadoctah
Why schools have a zero-tolerance policy for the wearing of gang colors.

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Man, the pigeons are really flocking today, aren't they, Gerald?"

Best of Spineless Vertebrae
Weird Al really needs to get over his past successful songs.

Best of Rodney Dill
Ned never was able to convince anyone that Holstein was a Jewish name.

Best of Dr. Doom
"I don't know what it was but I'm pretty sure it wasn't kosher", replied Schlomo...



14 comments:

dadoctah said...

Why schools have a zero-tolerance policy for the wearing of gang colors.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Man, the pigeons are really flocking today, aren't they, Gerald?"

"You're a pinhead, Howard, d'ya know that?"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

See, what the Taliban and Muslims hate about America is that jews and black muslims can walk past each other on the street without killing each other. Usually.

-OR-

Psst... Ibraham, I tink dot vas a MOOslim!
You are a putz, Ezekiel, a werry funny putz.

-OR-

prince of leaves said...

"Hasidic?"
"Yes, but only until the first round of hormone therapy is over."

Spin said...

♫ Head em up, Move em out Rawhide ♪

Spineless Vertebrae said...

Weird Al really needs to get over his past successful songs.

Rodney Dill said...

"That's just Mooshugana."

Rodney Dill said...

Now that's some dairy air.

Rodney Dill said...

Heifer? I don't even know her.

Rodney Dill said...

Ned never was able to convince anyone that Holstein was a Jewish name.

Rodney Dill said...

No Amit, there is no such thing as Shicksa-fil-A store, but I like the way you think.

Dr. Doom said...

"I don't know what it was but I'm pretty sure it wasn't kosher", replied Schlomo...

dadoctah said...

Mad Cow Disease: ur doin it rong.

Rodney Dill said...

"I sure cud hit that."
"you're Udderly disgusting."