Friday, September 21, 2012

I love... lamp?3.

Brender




1. The campaign sails at yet another awkward attempt to humanize Mitt Romney.
2. Compared to Obama's $400,000 Champagne Towers, Romney fundraisers are modest affairs.
3. To preserve anonymity during threesomes in the shrubs, a little creativity may be necessary.
4. "Do those people in the bushes look shady to you?"
5. The people who voted for Romney in the primary because he was the most electable wish to remain anonymous.


Best de Todd
These Royal events and their silly hats

Best de HLam
Man (?) in the middle: "Yeah, I got yer three-way bulb RIGHT HERE!"

Best de Rodney Dill
The Duchess of Cambridge, along with the rest of the royal family, are taking great precautions to avoid the paparazzi.

Best de dadoctah
Today's V the K caption is brought to you by (wait for it!) tvtropes.com.

Best de Dr. Doom
50 Shades of Grey... the blonde edition.

Best de  Carpe Phlogiston
Andres! Mummenschanz got into the liquor cabinet again.

Best de Spineless Vertebra
Man in the middle: "So, how do I turn you two on?"

Best de metalgarth
That's one way to avoid seeing "Christmas Story II".

Best de Submariner
Mittens and other rich white people use live jockeys to light their sidewalks...

15 comments:

Todd said...

These Royal events and their silly hats

HLam said...

Man (?) in the middle: "Yeah, I got yer three-way bulb RIGHT HERE!"

Rodney Dill said...

The Duchess of Cambridge, along with the rest of the royal family, are taking great precautions to avoid the paparazzi.

dadoctah said...

Today's V the K caption is brought to you by (wait for it!) tvtropes.com.

Dr. Doom said...

50 Shades of Grey... the blonde edition.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

This silliness always happens when you let women into an all-male club.

-OR-

Having completely run out of novel ideas, fashion designers agree to prank the world by starting a new fad... and women fall for it.

-OR-

Andres! Mummenschanz got into the liquor cabinet again.


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Carpe Phlogiston said...

Let Them Eat Lead
How the 99% might imagine target practice if the 1% keep living it up at their country clubs as the nation rots.

Spineless Vertebra said...

Man in the middle: "So, how do I turn you two on?"

metalgarth said...

That's one way to avoid seeing "Christmas Story II".

metalgarth said...

We refuse to stand idly by while the government unjustly bans incandescent light bulbs.

jimmy said...

Until her last day on Earth, Diana threw shade on Charles and Camilla at every opportunity.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I've looked for that photo everywhere! The closing shot of the final episode of Fawlty Towers - left to right - Basil in drag, Manuel and Polly.

Rodney Dill said...

The unabridged sex life of 3-way bulbs

Submariner said...

Mittens and other rich white people use live jockeys to light their sidewalks...

Steve O said...

"Oh Dahhhling. Ah just cahhnt go to the gaahhhden paahhty.

Someone else is wearing the same hat."