1. Other hand: "Are totally f--ked."
2. Ugly Tree + Gravity + Every Branch on the Way Down = ^^^^^^^^.
3. On other hand "Will also resemble resemble bucktoothed cocker spaniels."
4. ORA: River Song was really messed up after the Weeping Angels turned her into a retard.
5. Answer to "What does the Safe School Czar want to bugger?"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Age progression image of Chelsea Clinton. No, wait, it's a recent photo.
Best of GregMan
Other hand: "Who hopes they're adopted?"
Best of Submariner
"Cause it's the Thriller,"
"Thril-ler Night!"
Oh, that NOT makeup?
Best of Dr. Doom
Other Hand: "They're what's for dinner!"
Best of Jack Reacher
Other hand: "Pretend they live with the neighbors."
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I've lost some old friends to alcoholic poisoning... seems beer goggles make that look attractive until the guys wake up the next morning at which point they tend to stroke out or have coronaries.
-OR-
Age progression image of Chelsea Clinton. No, wait, it's a recent photo.
...."will be in debt for their entire lives. And if they don't like it, we'll find a nice 'camp' for them to go to."
Other hand: "Who hopes they're adopted?"
Well there goes the gene pool, she reproduced.
Evidently, Sarah Jessica Parker had a love child with Francis the Talking Mule...
"Cause it's the Thriller,"
"Thril-ler Night!"
Oh, that NOT makeup?
I pledge allegiane,
to The One.
And to the destruction for which he stands...
v word - acorna 39
Other Hand: "They're what's for dinner!"
Other hand: "Changed their names and moved away."
Other hand: "Pretend they live with the neighbors."
You know, I've changed my mind; I am willing to pay for other peoples' birth control.
Is it just me or does that nose wrinkle look like Deb's finally smelled the DNC Platform?
v word - 39 spoils - I sh!t you not.
Beer is required.
This is the chick you thought was hot last night at the bar.
A new, more practical ranking system: ranking/beers/distance.
A 7/8/30 would mean that for her to be an 7, you need 8 beers, and 30 feet between you.
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