Monday, September 24, 2012
I Can Has Eye Bleech?
1. Other hand: "Are totally f--ked."
2. Ugly Tree + Gravity + Every Branch on the Way Down = ^^^^^^^^.
3. On other hand "Will also resemble resemble bucktoothed cocker spaniels."
4. ORA: River Song was really messed up after the Weeping Angels turned her into a retard.
5. Answer to "What does the Safe School Czar want to bugger?"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Age progression image of Chelsea Clinton. No, wait, it's a recent photo.
Best of GregMan
Other hand: "Who hopes they're adopted?"
Best of Submariner
"Cause it's the Thriller,"
Oh, that NOT makeup?
Best of Dr. Doom
Other Hand: "They're what's for dinner!"
Best of Jack Reacher
Other hand: "Pretend they live with the neighbors."