Saturday, September 29, 2012
Football, Homoeroticism In
2. Billy hated it when the QB called "Safe School Czar play on 3."
3. "Let's run this play like Romney runs his campaign; ignore the other sides weaknesses and emphasize our own. We'll also be removing the entire offense from the field."
4. "That's OK, Jamal. It happens to all men, sometimes."
5. Competitive Naked Team Leapfrog was... much less fun after the NCAA issued protective gear requirements.
Best of Mr Hankey
Losing out on fulfilling lunches, the boys prepare their own protein injections.
Best of Dr. Doom
In retrospect the Penn State pre-game stretching exercises should have been a warning sign...
Best of Whacko
"Thank you sir! May I have another?"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Frail effeminate black kid just wanted a ride on Melvin's back, but coach said not until he helps with Butt Crunch drills. "Put yer knee in between his cheeks. Ok, Melvin, squeeze and lift, squeeze and lift."
Best of GregMan
Ang Lee. The Longest Yard. You do the math.