Saturday, September 29, 2012

Football, Homoeroticism In

1. So close to a metaphor for Obama's second term. So close.
2. Billy hated it when the QB called "Safe School Czar play on 3."
3. "Let's run this play like Romney runs his campaign; ignore the other sides weaknesses and emphasize our own. We'll also be removing the entire offense from the field."
4. "That's OK, Jamal. It happens to all men, sometimes."
5. Competitive Naked Team Leapfrog was... much less fun after the NCAA issued protective gear requirements.



Best of Mr Hankey
Losing out on fulfilling lunches, the boys prepare their own protein injections.


Best of Dr. Doom
In retrospect the Penn State pre-game stretching exercises should have been a warning sign...


Best of Whacko
"Thank you sir! May I have another?"


Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Frail effeminate black kid just wanted a ride on Melvin's back, but coach said not until he helps with Butt Crunch drills. "Put yer knee in between his cheeks. Ok, Melvin, squeeze and lift, squeeze and lift."


Best of GregMan
Ang Lee. The Longest Yard. You do the math.

11 comments:

Mr Hankey said...

Losing out on fulfilling lunches, the boys prepare their own protein injections.

dadoctah said...

'ow to speak Enumclawian: "Scoring drive".

Dr. Doom said...

In retrospect the Penn State pre-game stretching exercises should have been a warning sign...

Dr. Doom said...

"No no no - that is not how we practiced it eleven", shouted coach Sandusky, "Now hit the showers!"

Whacko said...

"Thank you sir! May I have another?"

Whacko said...

Guy in four point stance, "Its twoo, its twoo!"

blue said...

Obama Rules Football

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Frail effeminate black kid just wanted a ride on Melvin's back, but coach said not until he helps with Butt Crunch drills. "Put yer knee in between his cheeks. Ok, Melvin, squeeze and lift, squeeze and lift."

GregMan said...

Ang Lee. The Longest Yard. You do the math.

USMC2841 said...

He started out as a Tight End but he's working becoming a Wide Receiver.

Spin said...

Guy in four point stance,
I hope he's better endowed than the replacement referees were.