Friday, September 07, 2012

Don't put a gun to my head.


1. "OK, fine, I'll vote for Obama." The Black Panthers aren't fooling around this time.
2. An Obama "aide" "assists" a media "fact checker" with his review of Obama's speech.
3. Method NOT used to get Charlie Crist to support Obama.
4. Spreading the wealth around; how it actually works.
5. "Sheesh, OK Bill, you can have the last doughnut."


Best of prince of leaves
The vets at Animal Control hated it when Hank Rearden brought his dog in, as he always insisted they make the coercive force inherent the annual rabies vaccination requirement explicit.

Best of Dr. Doom
What independent voters in America feel like...

Best of Steve O
Some arguments are more persuasive than others.The example shown above is at the opposite end of the spectrum from Obama's speech.

Best of Spineless Vertebra
Alright, alright I'll tell you Bush's Baked Beans' secret recipe. Jeez.

Best of  prince of leaves
After the convention, his devotees were no longer in a mood to *ask* people to listen to their five minute spiel about Ron Paul.

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Go ahead, punk. Make my day." Clint really took criticism personally.

15 comments:

blue said...

OK Sandra you win, next time we'll use gov't funded birth control........

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The traitors in congress finally agree on a Tax Simplification plan.

-OR-

What the republicans plan to do with the middle class if they're elected.

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Clint, duuude, it wasn't me! Honest, I liked your stand up routine! Carpe mocked you!!!

Shayne said...

"Is that a gun to my head, or are you just happy to see me?"

Spin said...

"Hey Lefty, that gun's laser coulda put my eye out"

prince of leaves said...

The good: Marty took his CCW training very seriously.

The bad: He took the second part of "finger off the trigger until the muzzle is on the target" a little too literally.

prince of leaves said...

2019: those stockpiles of hollow-points come in handy when the overburdened single-payer successor to Obamacare has to enlist the aid of DHS in dealing with its brain surgery waiting list.

prince of leaves said...

The vets at Animal Control hated it when Hank Rearden brought his dog in, as he always insisted they make the coercive force inherent the annual rabies vaccination requirement explicit.

Dr. Doom said...

What independent voters in America feel like...

Steve O said...

Some arguments are more persuasive than others.

Steve O said...

Some arguments are more persuasive than others.

The example shown above is at the opposite end of the spectrum from Obama's speech.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Right to the bitter end, Felix couldn't shut up... "Os-car! Do you have any idea how hard it is to get blood out of a carpet?"
ORA

-OR-

ENGLISH 101 - "Subtle Nuance"
Freedom as defined by a corrupt US government... THIS is what's meant by "voluntary" compliance.

Spineless Vertebra said...

Alright, alright I'll tell you Bush's Baked Beans' secret recipe. Jeez.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Defense attorneys for the black carjacker entrepreneur tried to persuade the jury it wasn't necessarily murder... it could have been suicide assuming the victim had a 71-inch arm.

prince of leaves said...

After the convention, his devotees were no longer in a mood to *ask* people to listen to their five minute spiel about Ron Paul.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Go ahead, punk. Make my day." Clint really took criticism personally.