1. Surprisingly, the penalty for slaughtering all the younglings in the Jedi Temple was 20 hours of community service.
2. Even the Evil Galactic Imperium had to bow to the Chicago Teacher's Union.
3. "Cool! Now choke the bitch in the Murano!"
4. "You are a part of the rebel alliance and a spy. And your Hello Kitty backpack is adorable!"
5. "Her toothpick legs are due to M'Chel's school lunch calorie restrictions."
Best of metalgarth
It's not any worse than any of the other prequels.
Best of dadoctah
"Not our first choice for the job, but drivers were actually speeding up *trying* to run down Jar-Jar Binks."
Best of Shayne
"I've changed the traffic patterns. Pray I do not change them further."
Best of Dr. Doom
The job market for washed up Sith Lords was pretty soft. Fortunately the Obama Administration was looking for a new Safe Schools Czar...
Best of Rodney Dill
Darth: "I find your lack of faith in line with the separation of church and state."
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Leia?" A chance meeting in this timeline completely erases his reality. Now Luke Skywalker is a man out of time. He must repair his reality by using Doc Brown's Delorean time machine to go... Back to the Star Wars.
"Nah," said George Lucas and Steven Spielberg in unison, "Not even the geekboys would believe that!"
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No one ever drove 21mph in the school zone again. Ever.
It's not any worse than any of the other prequels.
Kid; "You are NOT my father pervert."
There are not the tots you are looking for.
I will show you the darkside of the playground.
"Pissed of Principal Palpatine again, eh?"
Darth: (muttering) "If I hear one more Uranus joke I'll......"
"Not our first choice for the job, but drivers were actually speeding up *trying* to run down Jar-Jar Binks."
"I've changed the traffic patterns. Pray I do not change them further."
"Pissed off Principal Palpatine again, eh?"
By the end of a day in the hot sun, Mr. Garpul forgot about the power of stop signs and believed he actually controlled the Force. Sadly, his attempt to stop a nearby passing train ending rather badly.
Kyle gladly follows Teneshia to the dark side to experience the dark meat..
Thawtbubble:
"wonder if he gives good helmet?"
Terrorists discover a new way to infiltrate our institutions.
The job market for washed up Sith Lords was pretty soft. Fortunately the Obama Administration was looking for a new Safe Schools Czar...
Darth: "I find your lack of faith in line with the separation of church and state."
"Leia?" A chance meeting in this timeline completely erases his reality. Now Luke Skywalker is a man out of time. He must repair his reality by using Doc Brown's Delorean time machine to go... Back to the Star Wars.
"Nah," said George Lucas and Steven Spielberg in unison, "Not even the geekboys would believe that!"
Sammy cranked up the radio and sang along to his best-known hit. "I can't drive... fifty-" Little did he know that Darth Vader hated the color red.
ORA: "This is a very strange road you're sending me down, kids. I've seen yellow stripes in the middle of the road before, but uh kids, never any quite that wide."
Even as an adult, Timmy never could connect that his Superbowl commercial appearance wasn't a real manifestation of his powers.
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