Thursday, September 27, 2012



Anonymous said...

I volunteer my services if you need a second opinion.


Carpe Phlogiston said...

AP Dulles Airport: American Airlines announced a new $25 Carry-On luggage fee, explaining that massive boobs held by any means (bra, dress, really sticky tape, etc) are "carried" onto the plane. Other airlines are expected to follow suit.
Are jockstrap wearers next?


Mitt Romney wholeheartedly endorsed the new boob carry on fee, "Big boobs take up valuable oxygen space. I pledge to force manufacturers to install roll down windows in all planes, space stations and submarines. This is a genuine safety issue, not an intrusive big government issue!"

Kaptain Krude said...

I don't think you have the hang of concealed carry.

Not that I'm complaining, mind you.

rodney dill said...

Almost as big a pair as Obama and Biden.

Spin said...

Silicone Valley in the flesh