Monday, September 10, 2012

Arrgh! My Eyes!

Zombeh

1. Elin Nordegren? Belinda Carlisle? Jake Gyllenhall? I don't know who, but someone has definitely let him and/or herself go.
2. Is that an amputated human toe on her left joybag? Nasty.
3. Um... after viewing the side effects, the makers of Pussy Pop had to add warning labels.
4. Hillary is getting insecure and possessive in her dotage.
5. Why do I imagine this is what a teenage, sexually confused Eric Cartman would look like?


Weirdly Coincidental Threadwinner: dadoctah
Biblical ORA: fortunately for Daniel, the girls Belshazzar painted "Tekel" and "Upharsin" on were a bit more presentable.

Best of Steve O
That dude has a serious case of moobs there, but they're not that bad.

Best of GregMan
I see they found the secret love child of Sandra Fluke and, well... any of a few thousand guys.

Best of Rodney Dill
Gawd.... Joe Biden should not have taken up tagging.

Best of Jack Reacher
Hey, I just had an idea; you know who we should trade to Pakistan for that doctor that helped us nail Bin Laden?

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
And you wonder why the "Sex Reassignment Surgery Patients Gone Wild" video series never caught on.

Best of Spin
"Touch them and I go BOOM"

Best of metalgarth
Lisa Simpson finally makes sure that Milhouse knows who owns what.

Best of Submariner
dub's into ISO 9000 now, eh?

Best of Steve O
If this dude would get a normal haircut, do something about his man-boobs, and maybe invest more than $12 is his wardrobe, he'd do a lot better with the chicks.

22 comments:

Steve O said...

That dude has a serious case of moobs there, but they're not that bad.

GregMan said...

I see they found the secret love child of Sandra Fluke and, well... any of a few thousand guys.

GregMan said...

And you can keep them, sweetie.

Rodney Dill said...

Gawd.... Joe Biden should not have taken up tagging.

Shayne said...

Beiber's love child?

Jack Reacher said...

Yeah, I was just going to say; all yours.

Jack Reacher said...

Hey, I just had an idea; you know who we should trade to Pakistan for that doctor that helped us nail Bin Laden?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I'm betting that whoever brings "Mine" to the frat house FUGLY contest will win.

-OR-

Edna abandoned hope of ever being one of the "cool" kids and began selling discount toupees to pay for secretarial school.

-OR-

Absolutely nobody wants to find out if the carpet matches the drapes.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Theoretical Question #273: Is there enough beer to make that look hot at closing time?

-OR-

And you wonder why the "Sex Reassignment Surgery Patients Gone Wild" video series never caught on.

Spin said...

"Touch them and I go BOOM"

dadoctah said...

Biblical ORA: fortunately for Daniel, the girls Belshazzar painted "Tekel" and "Upharsin" on were a bit more presentable.

metalgarth said...

Lisa Simpson finally makes sure that Milhouse knows who owns what.

Submariner said...

dub's into ISO 9000 now, eh?

Submariner said...

Actually, shouldn't these have said "hills" and the "mine"title been lower?

Submariner said...

Sorry for the mental image; if it's any consolation, I threw up a little typing it.

Submariner said...

Tonight on the Geraldo Special;
"The speaker the DNC passed over to get the respectability of Sandra Fluke."

Submariner said...

Smelly Pirate Hooker?
Mrs. Ed?
Cujo?
Sorry, miss; I just can't quite grasp the look you're going for with your Folsom Street Fair costume...

Submariner said...

ORA?
Thawt Bubble: "D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.F?"

Dr. Doom said...

Looks like a slow day at the Prospector's Convention...

...wait for it ... it'll come to you...

Dr. Doom said...

It ain't gold in them thar hills. What do you suppose it is?

Steve O said...

If this dude would get a normal haircut, do something about his man-boobs, and maybe invest more than $12 is his wardrobe, he'd do a lot better with the chicks.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Another justification for school uniforms.

-OR-

Bertha's standing outside an Army recruiting office after qualifying for a billet as an IED hazard marker.
(or maybe the Navy recruiting office... as a sonobuoy)