Friday, September 07, 2012

A Fluke Is a Form of Parasite, Is It Not?



1. The Fluke attaches itself to its host --- usually an American taxpayer --- a muscular, pumping pharynx located at its forward end.

2. Coincidentally, the exact same face she was making in the Bill Clinton suite 20 minutes before she went on.

3. "Hawt" - by Democrat standards

4. Demanding taxpayers finance her birth control --- brazen. Forming the c-ck rings of all the men she did on Tuesday into a necklace - sheer chutzpah!

5. Yup, she sure showed those Republicans who tried to outlaw all forms of contraception. Oh, wait...


Best of GregMan
"OK everyone, the lines forms over there, please be ready with your pants down and condom on so I can do as many of you as possible before my speech..."

Threadwinner: Dr. Doom
Suddenly Kayne West jumped up on stage and said, "Yo Sandra I know you representin' fo yo' sistas and I'mma let you finish, but Debbie Wasserman Shultz is the skankiest ho in the party."

Best of Steve O
And batteries! We need government support for batteries! I spend over $3,000 a year on batteries!

Best of prince of leaves
It would be bad enough without, but the shrewish pointing finger is what really puts this model over the top as the Worst Sex Doll Ever.

Best of chronos the wonder pig
"..and if the gov't does not provide me with free birth control I'll start popping out young democrats until I fill three trailer parks!"

Best of Kaptain Krude
I guess it is true that the Democratic Party is the more inclusive party. I don't recall seeing any blow-up dolls giving speeches at the Republican Party convention.

18 comments:

metalgarth said...

"Thursday In Hell"

GregMan said...

"OK everyone, the lines forms over there, please be ready with your pants down and condom on so I can do as many of you as possible before my speech..."

GregMan said...

"I did not have sex with that woman, Monica Lewinski. Yet. Today."

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

On second thought - maybe free birth control for liberals is not a bad idea...

Kaptain Krude said...

"Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppppppp!" And with that, the delegates at the Democratic convention gave her the longest standing ovation ever. Only the truly innocent would have been surprised that she could swallow that much (pause) air.

Shayne said...

"No, Bill. THIS is how you do it."

Spin said...

"Bet ya can't eat just one"

Frito-Lay - (giggle,snicker)

prince of leaves said...

"Forget Iran! Forget the economic free-fall! Forget runaway deficits! The only important thing in this election is our ladyparts!!!"

prince of leaves said...

Fluke was about to conclude her speech with a 'Gavin Newsome', when she ironically realized she was out of condoms.

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

Suddenly Kayne West jumped up on stage and said, "Yo Sandra I know you representin' fo yo' sistas and I'mma let you finish, but Debbie Wasserman Shultz is the skankiest ho in the party."

Steve O said...

And batteries! We need government support for batteries! I spend over $3,000 a year on batteries!

blue said...

"....and then the 'Secretary Of Explaining Stuff' showed me how to have sex that does not require birth control!"

Anonymous said...

Demonstrating her qualification for the Obma White House Press Corps.

prince of leaves said...

It would be bad enough without, but the shrewish pointing finger is what really puts this model over the top as the Worst Sex Doll Ever.

chronos the wonder pig said...

"..and if the gov't does not provide me with free birth control I'll start popping out young democrats until I fill three trailer parks!"

Kaptain Krude said...

I guess it is true that the Democratic Party is the more inclusive party. I don't recall seeing any blow-up dolls giving speeches at the Republican Party convention.

(Not that I *want* to see any blow-up dolls giving speeches, mind you.)