Friday, September 07, 2012
A Fluke Is a Form of Parasite, Is It Not?
1. The Fluke attaches itself to its host --- usually an American taxpayer --- a muscular, pumping pharynx located at its forward end.
2. Coincidentally, the exact same face she was making in the Bill Clinton suite 20 minutes before she went on.
3. "Hawt" - by Democrat standards
4. Demanding taxpayers finance her birth control --- brazen. Forming the c-ck rings of all the men she did on Tuesday into a necklace - sheer chutzpah!
5. Yup, she sure showed those Republicans who tried to outlaw all forms of contraception. Oh, wait...
Best of GregMan
"OK everyone, the lines forms over there, please be ready with your pants down and condom on so I can do as many of you as possible before my speech..."
Threadwinner: Dr. Doom
Suddenly Kayne West jumped up on stage and said, "Yo Sandra I know you representin' fo yo' sistas and I'mma let you finish, but Debbie Wasserman Shultz is the skankiest ho in the party."
Best of Steve O
And batteries! We need government support for batteries! I spend over $3,000 a year on batteries!
Best of prince of leaves
It would be bad enough without, but the shrewish pointing finger is what really puts this model over the top as the Worst Sex Doll Ever.
Best of chronos the wonder pig
"..and if the gov't does not provide me with free birth control I'll start popping out young democrats until I fill three trailer parks!"
Best of Kaptain Krude
I guess it is true that the Democratic Party is the more inclusive party. I don't recall seeing any blow-up dolls giving speeches at the Republican Party convention.