Friday, September 14, 2012

Lean Forward


1. Worst. Basic Instinct. Remake. EVER!

2. Mika was overjoyed to finally wash the last traces of "MINE" off her breasts.

3. "I'm Joe Scarborough. I'm running for President in 2016. I am sure I will win because all my liberal friends promised they'd vote for me because they could support a moderate Republican like me or John Mc... Hey, wait a minute."

4. "Mika! You're desecrating the Sacred Altar of Our Dark Lord and Master! That thing was washed with the blood of a thousand children, so get your whore ass off of it."

5. "Welcome back to Morning Joe. I'm Joe Scarborough here with Mika Brezinsky and President Obama, who is going to give Mika a gyno exam."

10 comments:

metalgarth said...
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metalgarth said...

The original video for "Hot For Teacher" is significantly better.

curly said...

Welcome to Joe's "It Tastes Like Chicken" sushi bar.

curly said...

Joe fails the "please prove you're not a robot" test.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Sex Ed in Salem
Mika demonstrates the GOP's much vaunted "hold an aspirin between your legs" solution to unwanted pregnancy while Joe demonstrates the fully-clothed missionary position for celibates.

Double the U said...

No guys the theme we are trying to achieve here is "Lean Forward", do you imbeciles not understand anything?

curly said...

My porn search for "two big pussies" yielded unexpected results.

Dr. Doom said...

"OK, that was unfortunate", said the Director after losing unfiltered camera 2 to the frontal shot, "Let's try take two. Mika, turn to your right this time and Joe, you'd better lean back a bit just in case..."

Kaptain Krude said...

As Kevin's eyes slowly adjusted to the dim interior, his hopes slowly died within his breast. Although the sign out front had read "Strip Club", Kevin found that he had no desire to see either of the two beings in front of him in any state of undress.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Hello, and welcome to 'We hate Republicans, and You Should, Too.' Well, that's all the time we have for today, as our ratings have plummeted in the time it took to introduce ourselves. Say goodbye, Mik-" Mercifully, the new show "Paint Drying On The Wall" was much more exciting and drew hundreds of new viewers to (P)MSNBC.