Friday, September 14, 2012
1. Worst. Basic Instinct. Remake. EVER!
2. Mika was overjoyed to finally wash the last traces of "MINE" off her breasts.
3. "I'm Joe Scarborough. I'm running for President in 2016. I am sure I will win because all my liberal friends promised they'd vote for me because they could support a moderate Republican like me or John Mc... Hey, wait a minute."
4. "Mika! You're desecrating the Sacred Altar of Our Dark Lord and Master! That thing was washed with the blood of a thousand children, so get your whore ass off of it."
5. "Welcome back to Morning Joe. I'm Joe Scarborough here with Mika Brezinsky and President Obama, who is going to give Mika a gyno exam."