1. "And now, ladies and gentlemen, please stand as Beldar and Prymatt sing our National Anthem."
2. "We, the Klansmen from the Future come with a stark warning of how African-Americans will be blamed and exterminated after the total social collapse of civilization in 2015... So, Vote Obama!"
3. So, the London Olympics closed out in a show emceed by Eric Idle, and a singer who sounds just like Eric Idle. (Seriously, compare "It's a Sin" and "The Galaxy Song.")
4. And the Olympics end as they began, with a bizarre ceremony featuring an old queen who doesn't know how to dress.
5. "I'm sorry, I just can't... someone get Gavin Newsom to finish the act."
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Up With People have really changed since I was a kid.
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I just don't get these "Seeker Sensitive" church services...