Monday, August 13, 2012

More Convincing than 99% of 'Dr Who' Aliens



1. "And now, ladies and gentlemen, please stand as Beldar and Prymatt sing our National Anthem."

2. "We, the Klansmen from the Future come with a stark warning of how African-Americans will be blamed and exterminated after the total social collapse of civilization in 2015... So, Vote Obama!"

3. So, the London Olympics closed out in a show emceed by Eric Idle, and a singer who sounds just like Eric Idle. (Seriously, compare "It's a Sin" and "The Galaxy Song.")

4. And the Olympics end as they began, with a bizarre ceremony featuring an old queen who doesn't know how to dress.

5. "I'm sorry, I just can't... someone get Gavin Newsom to finish the act."


Best of dadoctah
Up With People have really changed since I was a kid.

Best of  Submariner
I just don't get these "Seeker Sensitive" church services...

7 comments:

Spin said...

The parents of Oblio just want to make the point that...


ORA

Carpe Phlogiston said...

In the year 2525, corn dogs will look a lot different but the politicians who eat them will look just as stupid.

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Danger Will Robinson! Danger!
Bollywood couldn't resist doing Lost in Space, the musical.

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The public has spoken! All politicians are dunces and should be made to wear silly uniforms.

Dr. Doom said...

the President introduces his new Witch Doctor...er Campaign Advisor, Lady Katranga prior to the convention.

Spineless Vertebrae said...

The Coneheads try desperately to become relevant again.

dadoctah said...

Up With People have really changed since I was a kid.

Submariner said...

We are Devo...

Submariner said...

Harumph!
I just don't get these "Seeker Sensitive" church services...