1. "Oh, crap, this was supposed to say I heart heart heart polygons," said the guy who recently mastered geometry.
2. Meaning, I guess, he faps with BOTH hands.
3. Jesus Christ returns... and it turns out he's a Mormon.
4. "Polygamy's the one where you do it with dogs and horses right?"
5. "What, that's not how you spell Papayas? Frakkin' Public Schools!"
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Someone sent this college freshman picture of Ryan to the Romney campaign, and the rest was history.
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Desperate to raise money, the Obama campaign auctions off the T-shirt that the President’s father sent him from Kenya.
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"Well, no, I've never actually touched a woman,..."
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Du-u-u-ude That's ME there!
My target market of chicks who dig scruffy hair, full beards, no guns, and grandma's sunglasses was too large.
That t-shirt is a way to narrow my appeal.
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".... as long as there are no fat chicks."
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Who the F is Poly Gamy?
Back of shirt:
BUT THE POLY-ALIMONY SUCKS!
Someone sent this college freshman picture of Ryan to the Romney campaign, and the rest was history.
Thought bubble: "Who's gonna get all the chicks with his radically hilarious shirt?... This guy!"
Brigham Young VIII
Desperate to raise money, the Obama campaign auctions off the T-shirt that the President’s father sent him from Kenya.
"Well, no, I've never actually touched a woman,..."
Somebody please tell him that having more than one blowup love doll in the bedroom closet is not really Polyamory.
Don't you love it when a guy aims for the stars?..
T-shirts that do not apply to the people wearing them.
Du-u-u-ude That's ME there!
My target market of chicks who dig scruffy hair, full beards, no guns, and grandma's sunglasses was too large.
That t-shirt is a way to narrow my appeal.
".... as long as there are no fat chicks."
Lifetime Dungeons & Dragons player's thawtbubble: Why is everyone frowning? Poly means "many" and Gamy means games.
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An old college picture of Paul Ryan extolling one of his wacky "because greed is good"* beliefs he thinks will be "good" for the nation.
*FYI- Selfishness is good... greed is a toxic, defective character flaw.
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