Tuesday, August 14, 2012
Yes, Well, Good Luck With That...
1. "Oh, crap, this was supposed to say I heart heart heart polygons," said the guy who recently mastered geometry.
2. Meaning, I guess, he faps with BOTH hands.
3. Jesus Christ returns... and it turns out he's a Mormon.
4. "Polygamy's the one where you do it with dogs and horses right?"
5. "What, that's not how you spell Papayas? Frakkin' Public Schools!"
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Someone sent this college freshman picture of Ryan to the Romney campaign, and the rest was history.
Best of Cat Whisperer
Desperate to raise money, the Obama campaign auctions off the T-shirt that the President’s father sent him from Kenya.
Best of GregMan
"Well, no, I've never actually touched a woman,..."
Best of Steve O
Du-u-u-ude That's ME there!
My target market of chicks who dig scruffy hair, full beards, no guns, and grandma's sunglasses was too large.
That t-shirt is a way to narrow my appeal.
Best of Spineless Vertebra
".... as long as there are no fat chicks."