Monday, August 20, 2012

Why Kick a Ginger Day Exists


1. Morticia and Gomez disowned Pugsley soon thereafter; the Obama Cult was just too darn creepy for them.

2. If Kathy Bates mated with Paul Blart, Mall Cop.

3. On his shirt is a Pie Chart showing the Obama Budget: Debt Service, Welfare, Subsidies to Green Energy Companies run by Cronies, and the EPA. That's pretty much it.

4. Only the flaring neck gill betrayed Fish-Boy's inner turmoil.

5. "OK, kid, you stay on that side of the barrier, we'll keep Senator Reid on this side of the barrier and you'll probably be safe... probably."


Best of blue
kid: "But, the sign only says no fat chicks...."

Best of prince of leaves
Dinesh D'Souza reveals yet another Obama half-brother in dire medical straits...in this case, born ginger.

Best of Spin
Feckless and freckled is no way to go through life.

Best of dadoctah
Out there, somewhere, the next Jared Loughner awaits his moment....

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Only 11 years old, Freddy's already hopelessly lost in his "nothing box."

Best of Steve O
Smile kid. Your face looks like your t-shirt.

Best of  Dr. Doom
Ironically later in life, Clyde would unsuccessfully attempt to use this picture to convince the death panel that he was a true disciple and thus worthy of receiving the quadruple bypass operation...

Best of  Cat Whisperer
If you wear the right t-shirt, Michelle Obama doesn’t make you eat your vegetables.

Best of Dactyl
Gimme a break, its laundry day.

11 comments:

dadoctah said...

T-shirt notwithstanding, some voters are still on the fence.

blue said...

kid: "But, the sign only says no fat chicks...."

prince of leaves said...

Dinesh D'Souza reveals yet another Obama half-brother in dire medical straits...in this case, born ginger.

prince of leaves said...

"When I grow up, I want to be the next Rachel Maddow."

Spin said...

Feckless and freckled is no way to go through life.

dadoctah said...

Out there, somewhere, the next Jared Loughner awaits his moment....

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Uncle Sam's Schoolyard Bullies Want Your Lunch Money!
A desperate Obamalama unleashes his secret debt reduction weapon.

-OR-

Only 11 years old, Freddy's already hopelessly lost in his "nothing box."

Steve O said...

Smile kid. Your face looks like your t-shirt.

Dr. Doom said...

Ironically later in life, Clyde would unsuccessfully attempt to use this picture to convince the death panel that he was a true disciple and thus worthy of receiving the quadruple bypass operation...

Cat Whisperer said...

If you wear the right t-shirt, Michelle Obama doesn’t make you eat your vegetables.

Dactyl said...

Gimme a break, its laundry day.