1. Harry gasped, "It's twoo! It's twoo!"
2. What's this? Bonny Prince Harry fantasizing about being sandwiched between two big black guys? Could Blondie McJoybags be barking up the wrong tree here?
3. "Harry Windsor and the Half-Boned Prince."
4. Harry prepares to enjoy an old Vegas tradition known as the 'Tranny Surprise.'
5. "Forgive me, your highness, but the Queen ordered us to keep you away from FoxNews anchors."
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Prince Harry meets American Royalty - the Queen of Las Vegas...
As an Alpha you get special powers -- like being able to check out some bodacious booty from in front and behind simultaneously.
"Thank you, gentlemen, but that won't be necessary. My security needs are ably provided for by Agent 0069 over here..."
The real shocker in this photo of Harry was the revelation of the congenital deformity of his withered, backward left leg, which the Royal Family had successfully kept out of the press for nearly thirty years.
For a second there, I thought it was StarDate 1987-point-something-point-something and Lt. Tasha Yar was on the holodeck conducting an augmented mammary gravity test in StarTrek's casual Friday bikini.
Its good to be the king...uh...ur...kink.
the prince smiles as he reads her tramp stamp "Available for $$$$"
Harry thought bubble:
Big girl tits, little boy ass.
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