Wednesday, August 22, 2012

The Return of Walmert Wednesday

Schneider



1. Sandra Fluke's grandmother shops for prophylactics.
2. The T-Shirt that says, "I spend $3,000 a year on contraceptives."
3. Save it for the Grindr Profile, grandpa.
4. Ironically, he moved to Salt Lake City after being thrown out of Tulsa.
5. His life had been wasted in a drug-blurred stream of circuit parties, Glory Holes, and orgy rooms... and he regretted none of it.

6 comments:

dadoctah said...

"I always get funny looks when I wear my commemorative shirt from the South Lake Union Trolley."

Submariner said...

What'd Michael J Fox do to his leg?

GregMan said...

Barney Frank is NOT holding up well in retirement.

GregMan said...

"You kids get off my waterbed!"

Dr. Doom said...

Dateline Washington DC:
In an effort to divert attention from recent scandals, Secretary Napolitano announced today that the TSA would be reorganized and henceforth be knows as SLUT - Stupid Liberals Undermining Transportation. Shown here is a recently trained undercover SLUT operative...

Anonymous said...

Barney Fwank--Incognito