1. Sandra Fluke's grandmother shops for prophylactics.
2. The T-Shirt that says, "I spend $3,000 a year on contraceptives."
3. Save it for the Grindr Profile, grandpa.
4. Ironically, he moved to Salt Lake City after being thrown out of Tulsa.
5. His life had been wasted in a drug-blurred stream of circuit parties, Glory Holes, and orgy rooms... and he regretted none of it.