Schneider
1. Sandra Fluke's grandmother shops for prophylactics.
2. The T-Shirt that says, "I spend $3,000 a year on contraceptives."
3. Save it for the Grindr Profile, grandpa.
4. Ironically, he moved to Salt Lake City after being thrown out of Tulsa.
5. His life had been wasted in a drug-blurred stream of circuit parties, Glory Holes, and orgy rooms... and he regretted none of it.

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"I always get funny looks when I wear my commemorative shirt from the South Lake Union Trolley."
What'd Michael J Fox do to his leg?
Barney Frank is NOT holding up well in retirement.
"You kids get off my waterbed!"
Dateline Washington DC:
In an effort to divert attention from recent scandals, Secretary Napolitano announced today that the TSA would be reorganized and henceforth be knows as SLUT - Stupid Liberals Undermining Transportation. Shown here is a recently trained undercover SLUT operative...
Barney Fwank--Incognito
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