Best of Cat Whisperer
The White House issued a fatwa today forbidding any depiction of an image of the Prophet Obama.
Best of Jack Reacher
He doesn't like seeing so many unemployed Americans. Problem solved.
Best of sonicfrog
Um... The Dr Who ID card just doesn't work like that.... Should change the sign to FAIL.
Best of Adjustah
Barakward
Best of jimmy
TOTUS thought-bubble: "Really, Barry? You're a non-entity without me. I made you what you are! And then you have the nerve to tell me 'I didn't build that'? I DID build you, Barry, and I can make you back into that blank slate just as easily."
Best of Dactyl
ORA: the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal is a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you - daft as a bush, but very ravenous.
Best of Dr. Doom
In an effort to block out discouraging sights of half empty venues, the President's handlers resort to creative teleprompter placement...
Best of Rodney Dill
"I can fix that," said Joe Biden as he added the smiley face.
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So that's who the Unknown Comic was!
Double Standard
Doing blackface comedy is anathema to anyone left of center, but a whiteface stand-up routine would be perfectly acceptable.
-OR-
"suɐʞıɹǝɯɐ ʍollǝɟ ʎɯ"
Great Halloween Prank: Obamalama didn't notice when the teleprompter switches into reverse, he just recited sentences backwards; but conservative zealots panicked believing the devil possessed him.
A perfect metaphor for... reality
"Trying to talk sense into this Congress is like talking to a blank wall. Here, let me demonstrate."
And you thought PowerPoint was boring....
The White House issued a fatwa today forbidding any depiction of an image of the Prophet Obama.
He doesn't like seeing so many unemployed Americans. Problem solved.
Um... The Dr Who ID card just doesn't work like that.... Should change the sign to FAIL.
Barakward
TOTUS thought-bubble: "Really, Barry? You're a non-entity without me. I made you what you are! And then you have the nerve to tell me 'I didn't build that'? I DID build you, Barry, and I can make you back into that blank slate just as easily."
Little known fact: early in life, BO aspired to be the Jack in the Box mascot. He didn't make the cut.
ORA: the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal is a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you - daft as a bush, but very ravenous.
"..and that's why I fundamentally disagree with . . uh, hey, where'd everybody go?"
In an effort to block out discouraging sights of half empty venues, the President's handlers resort to creative teleprompter placement...
MA ma ma MAx Head Gloom
"I can fix that," said Joe Biden as he added the smiley face.
Most opaque Presidency ever.
Presidential debates became more interesting with the addition of the giant fly swatter
In the event of a 'legitimate rape of the intellect of the electorate,' the teleprompter has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.
The Karaoke Horror Picture Show
"Alright... who's the wise guy that turned TOTUS upside-down and shook it?"
"Pie iesu domine. donna eis requiem. (THWACK!!!)
"I stand behind TOTUS... There's no other place left to hide.
Like the Picture of Dorian Gray, the President's Campaign Photo initially portrayed a kind, almost messianic visage, until it slowly devolved into a grotesque charicature of Obama's own empty soul.
BHO finally and fully reveals HIS plan to save Medicare.
The Eric Fehrnstorm comment that a certain candidate would take on an Etch-a-Sketch quality once the general election started took on a new and more literal meaning today.
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