Best of Cat Whisperer
The White House issued a fatwa today forbidding any depiction of an image of the Prophet Obama.
Best of Jack Reacher
He doesn't like seeing so many unemployed Americans. Problem solved.
Best of sonicfrog
Um... The Dr Who ID card just doesn't work like that.... Should change the sign to FAIL.
Best of Adjustah
Best of jimmy
TOTUS thought-bubble: "Really, Barry? You're a non-entity without me. I made you what you are! And then you have the nerve to tell me 'I didn't build that'? I DID build you, Barry, and I can make you back into that blank slate just as easily."
Best of Dactyl
ORA: the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal is a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you - daft as a bush, but very ravenous.
Best of Dr. Doom
In an effort to block out discouraging sights of half empty venues, the President's handlers resort to creative teleprompter placement...
Best of Rodney Dill
"I can fix that," said Joe Biden as he added the smiley face.