Did I say "Chains?" I meant "gimp suit."
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Awww, someone put directions for which way to face up there on the podium for him.
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Blue shirt guy gives the universal sign for "what a jack off"
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“They're going to put y'all back in chains! As Benjamin Franklin’s wife Aretha once said, ‘Chain, chain, chain, chain, chain, chain, chain, chain, chain, chain of fools.’”
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Biden continues: "And then, after they put you back in chains, they'll take away your basketball courts and close down all the KFCs!"
Man at left: "Did that woman's head just explode??".
Man at right: "If they need something to string him up with, I'll loan them my tie."
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"Look on the plus side", whispered the campaign handler to his colleague, "At least he didn't offend the Hispanic, Native American, and Muslim communities. That is quite a hat trick for our guy"...
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Joe hasn't figured out that it's an insult when they refer to him as Obama's "life insurance policy".
Awww, someone put directions for which way to face up there on the podium for him.
Unlike the first moon landing, 2012 VP "debates" will take place in Area 51. PIXAR Animations was well paid to create an avatar substitute for the real Biden.
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1 word political slogan BUT with 2 syllables. He'll screw it up.
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Shouldn't that be "BACKWARD.FOROBAMA.COM"
That white dude looks pained.
Blue shirt guy gives the universal sign for "what a jack off"
“They're going to put y'all back in chains! As Benjamin Franklin’s wife Aretha once said, ‘Chain, chain, chain, chain, chain, chain, chain, chain, chain, chain of fools.’”
Biden continues: "And then, after they put you back in chains, they'll take away your basketball courts and close down all the KFCs!"
Man at left: "Did that woman's head just explode??".
Man at right: "If they need something to string him up with, I'll loan them my tie."
Biden's handlers look like a continuous Maalox commercial. Maybe they could get an endorsement deal...
I said what I meant and I meant what I said. The other side is feigning being offended but all they've done is ripped our m-f'ing race card out of our hands. Two can play that game! Come on, guys, let's go rip some bibbles out of theirs!
The newest winner of Leno's "Jaywalking" game.
Mr. Biden delivers a campaign speech in the 57th state... Denial.
"Hey, hey, lighten up", complained the Vice President, "I would think you guys in North Carolina would be happy to be called Virginians - they don't have to share their name with a north and a south"...
"Look on the plus side", whispered the campaign handler to his colleague, "At least he didn't offend the Hispanic, Native American, and Muslim communities. That is quite a hat trick for our guy"...
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