Did I say "Chains?" I meant "gimp suit."
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Awww, someone put directions for which way to face up there on the podium for him.
Best of Spin
Blue shirt guy gives the universal sign for "what a jack off"
Best of Cat Whisperer
“They're going to put y'all back in chains! As Benjamin Franklin’s wife Aretha once said, ‘Chain, chain, chain, chain, chain, chain, chain, chain, chain, chain of fools.’”
Best of jimmy
Biden continues: "And then, after they put you back in chains, they'll take away your basketball courts and close down all the KFCs!"
Man at left: "Did that woman's head just explode??".
Man at right: "If they need something to string him up with, I'll loan them my tie."
Best of Dr. Doom
"Look on the plus side", whispered the campaign handler to his colleague, "At least he didn't offend the Hispanic, Native American, and Muslim communities. That is quite a hat trick for our guy"...