2. Six months later, Justin Bieber was an international celebrity.
3. "Maybe it's the amyl nitrate talking, but you're the Best Safe Schools Czar Ever!"
4. "So, what's it like serving in the Minnesota State Senate?"
5. The Las Vegas photos Buckingham Palace REALLY doesn't want you to see."
Best of Rodney Dill
"Those aren't pillows..."
Best of metalgarth
So Billy, wanna make some 2nd rate pornography?
Best of GregMan
Moments later, Shawn accepted the football scholarship offer at Penn State.
Best of Spin
This little piggy went to market, got roofied and porked.
Good Night.
Best of dadoctah
Goldilocks discovers that Mama Bear really was "just right".
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
What passes for air conditioning when you can't afford the electric bill.
10 comments:
"Those aren't pillows..."
OMG! That's disgusting. No one should ever use Cooper Black font in an image title.
So Billy, wanna make some 2nd rate pornography?
Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
"Easy, just satisfy the needs of certain politicians, m'boy."
Pinocchio lived to regret accepting the terms of Satan's contract to become a real boy.
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AP TAMPA: Republican convention comes to town and stores quickly run out of blow up dolls. Area elementary schools on Lock Down.
...developing
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Good Touch * Bad Touch * No Touch
I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you. I'm not tou... OMG
Moments later, Shawn accepted the football scholarship offer at Penn State.
So how is your retirement going, Congressman Frank?
This little piggy went to market, got roofied and porked.
Good Night.
VW - kctally 91. Evidently this happens a lot in Kansas City
Goldilocks discovers that Mama Bear really was "just right".
What passes for air conditioning when you can't afford the electric bill.
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That's why we don't tuck the sheets in after one of Mom's burrito dinners, Timmmy.
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Also why you shouldn't bury your head under the covers to hide from monsters.
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