1. (L-R) Bald, Butch, Boring, and Blotto.
2. "Both hands above the desk, Schmidt. For Gaia's sake, we're on live TV."
3. Matthews craps his pants again, but fortunately his colleagues were accustomed to covering for him.
4. "These water bottles will come in handy if a black Republican wanders onto the set and we need something to chuck at him."
5. All MSNBC hosts are trained to keep their legs crossed in order to hide their package. All MSNBC Hosts.
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Next season's American Idol judges are going to "cut to commercial" every time a black or hispanic contestant comes on.
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PMSNBC fields a team of four white guys to cover the convention and then says the GOP isn't "diverse" enough.
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"So enough gleeful musing about how nice it would have been for Hurricane Isaac to have drowned every hateful, bigoted Republican at the RNC, let's move on to how much more inclusive and civil Democrats are..."
Best of Spineless Vertebra
MSNBC presents its new hit series, "Guess Which One Is the Female!"
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A rare, inside look at Politifact's crack fact-checking team.
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Simultaneous thawt bubbles from left:
"I gave up poker night for THIS?"
"I'm a better man than any of the rest."
"I will love him and pet him and call him George..."
"Just once, Mr. President, just once with me and you'll give up black women forever..."
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Next season's American Idol judges are going to "cut to commercial" every time a black or hispanic contestant comes on.
Who's the guy, second from the left?
"May it be said of this time in our history: 2008 to 2011: lesson learned. 2012: mistake corrected."
PMSNBC fields a team of four white guys to cover the convention and then says the GOP isn't "diverse" enough.
"So enough gleeful musing about how nice it would have been for Hurricane Isaac to have drowned every hateful, bigoted Republican at the RNC, let's move on to how much more inclusive and civil Democrats are..."
AP Greece: The Olympics Committee has just announced that Sychronized Leg Crossing will be added to the summer games schedule just to mess with Zeus.
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For unbiased, in-depth news... snork snork
For unbiased, in-depth news coverage... muhahahahh
For unbiased, in-depth news coverage, turn to MS... gag urk urk hurl
Wait, wait! I can do this. I.can.do... awww, I can't do it.
Little known facts -- one in four political pundits is suffering from Maddow Cow disease.
Looks like Eastwood made someone's day...
MSNBC presents its new hit series, "Guess Which One Is the Female!"
See what they did there, with their legs? Two of them swing the other way.
A rare, inside look at Politifact's crack fact-checking team.
The team that invents verification words for Blogger has just thought of a real doosie.
Madam Tussayd ALMOST got this foursome lifelike.
almost...
Tonight on MessNBC;
How I Met Your Brother...
Simultaneous thawt bubbles from left:
"I gave up poker night for THIS?"
"I'm a better man than any of the rest."
"I will love him and pet him and call him George..."
"Just once, Mr. President, just once with me and you'll give up black women forever..."
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