1. Pondering Neil Armstrong's passing, the SCOAMF wonders what it would be like to have an actual accomplishment.
2. "The moon is made of cheese so they sent a cracker, ha ha ha, I gotta tell Reverend Wright that one."
3. Staring at the crescent moon, the SCOAMF had a brilliant idea, "Let's fundamentally transformed NASA into a Muslim Outreach organization."
4. "The moon," thought the SCOAMF, adding to his private list of "Things approximately the size of M'Chel's ass."
5. And then the rotor blade sliced off the SCOAMF's head and America lived happily ever after. The End.
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SCOAMF Thought Bubble: "Barren, lifeless, total devastation... just like the U.S. economy after four years of me."
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His hands in his pockets indicate they were also playing the National Anthem.
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"I wonder if the guy that forged by Birth Cert can prove that I was the first man on the moon?"
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That's no moon, that's Dick Cheney's weather control satellite about to send a hurricane to New Orleans.
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(from White House archives)
The first human to set foot on the Earth's moon has died. Apollo 11 astronaut Neil Armstrong was 82...
President Obama has been frequently mooned by Joe Biden.
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Obama looks up at the crescent moon in conjunction with the brightest star in the night sky. An omen, he thinks to himself, that soon the United States will be ruled by Islam.
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Obama thinks how inspirational it would be for everyone if he could manage to play a game of golf up there.
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SS advance team man thawt bubble: "The Ego has landed."
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Obama: "Goodnight Moon."
Moon: "Goodnight SCOAMF."
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An awesome vista of the night sky, partially obscured by a black hole.
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As the SCOAMF gazes at the moon, he thinks of Neil Armstrong's great accomplishment, and says to himself, "Good thing I killed the Manned Space Program, so these Amerikkkans won't have anything else to get uppity and brag about".
SCOAMF Thought Bubble: "Barren, lifeless, total devastation... just like the U.S. economy after four years of me."
His hands in his pockets indicate they were also playing the National Anthem.
"I wonder if the guy that forged by Birth Cert can prove that I was the first man on the moon?"
That's no moon, that's Dick Cheney's weather control satellite about to send a hurricane to New Orleans.
SCOAMF Thawtballoon: "Just 5 minutes... just 5 minutes" One of these days, 'Chel, POW! Right to the moon!
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Hmmm, they say the debt is equal to 4 stacks of $1 bills piled one atop another reaching the moon... hey, I could just print million dollar bills and make the debt look a lot smaller! GEITHNER!
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♬ ♩ When you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you is... ♫ ♩
Obama looked up at Uranus and wished it was Reggie's..............
"Did ya hear? Neil Young died!"
(from White House archives)
The first human to set foot on the Earth's moon has died. Apollo 11 astronaut Neil Armstrong was 82...
President Obama has been frequently mooned by Joe Biden.
Obama looks up at the crescent moon in conjunction with the brightest star in the night sky. An omen, he thinks to himself, that soon the United States will be ruled by Islam.
Upon hearing of Armstrong's passing Obama thinks to himself, "I bet they feel pretty stupid about taking away those seven Tour de France titles now."
Thawtbubble: I'm president, I could just send all the white people up there. Then, it'd just be me and 15 million illegals and about 180 million other minorities who can't speak English picking our noses and scratching around for tubers. On second thawt...
"I don't get it!", mused the President, "How come those rednecks think we are trying to tax their moonshine. I'm pretty good at figuring out how to tax things and I don't see a way we could tax moonlight..."
Yet another job Obama could have probably done better than anyone else.
Obama thinks how inspirational it would be for everyone if he could manage to play a game of golf up there.
SS advance team man thawt bubble: "The Ego has landed."
In the great green room, there was a telephone and a red balloon, and a picture of a cow jumping over the moon....
Obama: "Goodnight Moon."
Moon: "Goodnight SCOAMF."
As he looked towards the Heavens, he knew this would be his crowning achievement... Amnesty for Zod.
An awesome vista of the night sky, partially obscured by a black hole.
(ATDHE)
Obama's 4th "snipe" hunt.
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