1. "So that's what an 'Eiffel Tower' is. Thanks, Mr. Ryan."
2. "Billy, it's rude to interrupt with a high-five when Jimmy's in the middle of showing me where Senator Reid touched him."
3. "Wonder Twin Powers ... ACTIVATE! Shape of, a serious fiscal reformer! Form of, the Senate Majority Leader's last masturbatory fantasy!"
4. "You guys both got accepted Penn State? Awesome! High-Five Me!"
5. "Who let you rugrats out of the call center? Now get back there and scare up another $3.5 million in donations!"
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"Dean, Hank, stop annoying Mr Impossible and get back over here with me and Brock."
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Liberals across the nation were proved correct after Paul Ryan smashed Timmy's skull in with his bare hand while high-fiving his brother.
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You mean that there *is* a snowball's chance in hell, that our generation might not be saddled with a crippling amount of debt and we may live in a constitutional republic once again!
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Little Bobby wins the Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader (Political Edition) by answering 'at the top' to the final round question: Where does the post title usually appear in a typical holier than thou right wing Christian blog?
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"Dean, Hank, stop annoying Mr Impossible and get back over here with me and Brock."
Liberals across the nation were proved correct after Paul Ryan smashed Timmy's skull in with his bare hand while high-fiving his brother.
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You mean that there *is* a snowball's chance in hell, that our generation might not be saddled with a crippling amount of debt and we may live in a constitutional republic once again!
Little Bobby wins the Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader (Political Edition) by answering 'at the top' to the final round question: Where does the post title usually appear in a typical holier than thou right wing Christian blog?
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