Wednesday, August 08, 2012

OMG!

Divine Miss M


Shallow Hal looks at Hillary Clinton
Best of metalgarth I'M THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!
Best of Spineless Vertebra Michael Moore finally has a little competition in the Olympic hot dog eating contest. Keywords: a little
Best of Submariner SHE-HULK EAT!
Best of arf "I must have her", breathed the Secretary of State, as she cut short her Johannesburg State Visit, to fly to London and recruit a new intern.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston 2012's Stating the Obvious winning contest entry: "We don't lift weights in order to look hot..."
Best of Steve O PADS. Profound Aesthetic Deficiency Syndrome.
Threadwinner: Adjustah ♫ Hey, me just met you! And me am crazy, Olympic athlete, Who live off gravy!♪
Best of Son Of The Godfather And my vision of that Olympic sex village is tarnished forevermore.
Best of blue Suzie expressed her disapproval when yet another Olympic medal was awarded to Barrack Obama
Best of Whacko "Hey, y'all, I just discovered the Higgs Boson!"
Best of Spin The London Ghostbusters team could not detain Mrs. Stay Puft
Best of blue she can't decide if she's LBG or T

34 comments:

metalgarth said...

I'M THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!

Spineless Vertebra said...

Michael Moore finally has a little competition in the Olympic hot dog eating contest. Keywords: a little

Submariner said...

Kidney pie and scones!
STAT!

Submariner said...

I.SAID:
JON.EDWARDS.IS.GOOD!!!

Submariner said...

SHE-HULK EAT!

Submariner said...

The last FLOTUS was delicious, send another!

Submariner said...

Where is my SOTG?
I will love him and hold him and pet him and call him SOTG...

Anonymous said...

"I must have her", breathed the Secretary of State, as she cut short her Johannesburg State Visit, to fly to London and recruit a new intern.

.............arf

Adjustah said...

ORA: "Sloth...love...Chunk!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

2012's Stating the Obvious winning contest entry: "We don't lift weights in order to look hot..."

-OR-

An inspiration to Wal-Mart shoppers screams to her coach, "I can haz cheezeburgerz now?"

-OR-

I swear, at first glance I thought that was Hillary.

-OR-

Dub, I'm not fat, it's all muscle... gristle... some water, maybe?

Steve O said...

PADS.
Profound Aesthetic Deficiency Syndrome.

Dr. Doom said...

Never type the term 'clean and jerk expert' into Google during the Olympics...

Adjustah said...

♫ Hey, me just met you!
And me am crazy,
Olympic athlete,
Who live off gravy!♪

William Jefferson Clinton said...

I'd do her.

Dactyl said...

Uh, Holley? Holley? Say, when we told you that Londoners make really good hors d'oeuvers, we didn't mean you should actually eat the Londo.. OKAY! OKAY! UNCLE! UNCLE! UNCLE!

Son Of The Godfather said...

"KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN-TUCKY FRIED CHICKEN!!!"

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Son Of The Godfather said...

And my vision of that Olympic sex village is tarnished forevermore.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Nice to meet you, Mrs.Submariner. Boy, your son told me you were somethin' special, and he wasn't lyin!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Hey... Yeah, you... Cheetoh me!"

Shayne said...

GET IN MAH BELLY!!!

prince of leaves said...

"I just wanna be LOOOOVVVVVVEEEDDD!"

prince of leaves said...

"KHAAAAAAAAN!" she screamed in shock and anger after losing the gold to her competitor from Pakistan.

GregMan said...

Where it says "London 2012", in the corner? It means that's what she wants for lunch.

blue said...

Suzie expressed her disapproval when yet another Olympic medal was awarded to Barrack Obama

Submariner said...

Vogon poetry recitation was an Olympic demonstration event this year; who knew?

Submariner said...

Sally finds out that the Village ran out of double-fudge marshmallow ripple.

Submariner said...

Don't make me angry.
You won't like me when I'm angry...

Whacko said...

"Hey, y'all, I just discovered the Higgs Boson!"

Spin said...

The London Ghostbusters team could not detain Mrs. Stay Puft

blue said...

she can't decide if she's LBG or T

chronos the wonder pig said...

caught lip syncing the words to the F*uck me, Ray Bradbury song...


lyrics

blue said...

Suzie just read Teh Stinger