1. "Look, over there. A part of the economy that hasn't been destroyed. Let's tax and regulate it to death!"
2. "What the hell is that thing?" The Obamas were baffled by the sight of a working American with a meaningful job.
3. "Yeah, man, if we really could shoot death beams from our fingertips, all them crackers be dead!"
4. "Yup, that would also be a great place for a mosque. You're getting really good at this, Malia."
5. SCOAMF off the port bow! Load torpedoes!
Threadwinnner!!!!!! Cat Whisperer
“Ahoy, there’s the pirate Barack and his Black Beard!”
Assistant Threadwinner Dr. Doom
Hmmm... the president's attention is focused on something inconsequential while the helm goes unmanned. Remind you of anything?
Best of Jack Reacher
"In just a few years, this will be our entire Navy. We'll park it over there and rent it out for Eid feasts."
Best of metalgarth
We did not get sufficient 'Harumphs' out of those crackers over there!
Best of blue
There! Right There! Right there is where we are going to throw Biden overboard!!
Best of Dr. Doom
"No honey that isn't a whale", replied the First Lady, "It is the bloated corpse of the economy floating in a sea of despair. Daddy is our hero isn't he?"
Best of prince of leaves
ORA: When genealogists revealed Michelle and Barack's distant common ancestor was a Marsh from Innsmouth, Massachusetts, they immediately scheduled a "family reunion" vacation there.
15 comments:
ORA: "Aiieee! Gojira!!!"
"In just a few years, this will be our entire Navy. We'll park it over there and rent it out for Eid feasts."
"Look at Biden! Have you ever seen someone bail water INTO a boat before?"
“Ahoy, there’s the pirate Barack and his Black Beard!”
We did not 'Harumphs' out of those crackers over there!
Little did they know that Chtulu was not known for responding well to the 'pull my finger' gag
There! Right There! Right there is where we are going to throw Biden overboard!!
"No honey that isn't a whale", replied the First Lady, "It is the bloated corpse of the economy floating in a sea of despair. Daddy is our hero isn't he?"
Hmmm... the president's attention is focused on something inconsequential while the helm goes unmanned. Remind you of anything?
Always mindful of the public fisc, the Obama is considerate enough to BUY the yacht out of next year's Secret Service budget. Renting is just WAY too expensive.
Surely you can have fun with this picture:
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02311/IS_2311216b.jpg
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/israel/9478044/Israeli-minister-warns-of-30-day-war-with-Iran.html
............arf
Metaphor alert: "Look! An iceberg! And we're headed right for it!"
ORA: When genealogists revealed Michelle and Barack's distant common ancestor was a Marsh from Innsmouth, Massachusetts, they immediately scheduled a "family reunion" vacation there.
"Watch, now...see? There goes Malia! Now we will have plentiful gold and fish for another season!"
Doesn't matter which political family gets front row seats to the sinking of the USS Titanic, they're gonna take us with 'em and that just sucks.
-OR-
THAR SHE BLOWS!
The Obamalama's spot Hilary breaking wind - I mean breaching - on her return from another failed middle east migration.
-OR-
Alas, we can't go on another lavish one-percenter vacation this close to the election. We'll just cruise on the Potomac River with our eyes closed and pretend, okay?
Post a Comment