Friday, August 31, 2012

Mud Sports



1. America takes the old British custom of the Fox Hunt and makes it more accessible to the Lumpen Proletariat.

2. There's a 'Hunger Games' caption in here somewhere. Not sure where, but it involves bacon.

3. Yeah, the rendering plant was brutal, disgusting, demeaning work but it still beat interning for Hillary.

4. Still, not nearly as dirty as a typical MSDNC commentary on the RNC convention, and with more attractive women. A more attractive pig, for that matter.

5. Two... no THREE ... females with more use for birth control than Sandra Fluke or Code Pink.


Best of Dactyl
If Ned Beatty could remake "Deliverance"

Best of metalgarth
A rare look inside the Holodeck on the Swine Trek

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
University of Tennessee fans are excited about the season opener this weekend...

Best of Dr. Doom
The Redneck Olympics - still more entertaining than the Republican Convention (and smells better than the Democratic Convention)...

Best of dadoctah
"That'll do, pig" indeed. Babe reaps the rewards for his strength of character.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Sure, his agent was expensive, but after Green Acres, Arnold the Pig was able to call in favors and get a really sweet spin off series.

Best of GregMan
ORA: Sadie Hawkins Day in Enumclaw went about the way you would expect.

16 comments:

Dactyl said...

If Ned Beatty could remake "Deliverance"

metalgarth said...

A rare look inside the Holodeck on the Swine Trek

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

University of Tennessee fans are excited about the season opener this weekend...

Dr. Doom said...

The Redneck Olympics - still more entertaining than the Republican Convention (and smells better than the Democratic Convention)...

prince of leaves said...

In the follow-up series "The Week the MEN Went", the women of Shovelsville, Georgia, have a lot to learn about "bringing home the bacon". For instance, that it's actually a metaphor.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Aspiring interns and pages attend Capitol Rotunda boot camp to learn how to handle congressmen.

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Things you didn't know #384: Catholic seminaries have their own Caption This web site... this picture's threadwinner: "If you noticed the girls first, you're not a real priest."

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At the 4-H Rush Limbaugh exhibit, lots of women enjoy playing Pin the Condom on the Porker.

dadoctah said...

"That'll do, pig" indeed. Babe reaps the rewards for his strength of character.

Dr. Doom said...

Drudge Breaking:
In an attempt to demonstrate statesmanship, President Barak Obama held a State Dinner in honor of Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu Friday evening. Festivities started off with a good old fashioned greased pig contest on the west lawn. Things went rapidly downhill from there...

Kaptain Krude said...

dubvision

Spin said...

Joey Frances presents:
Muslim Women Gone Wild

dadoctah said...

Deborah and Leah decide to go trayf.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Sure, his agent was expensive, but after Green Acres, Arnold the Pig was able to call in favors and get a really sweet spin off series.

GregMan said...

ORA: Sadie Hawkins Day in Enumclaw went about the way you would expect.

Spineless Vertebra said...

Babe is into such freaky things that even Christian Grey wouldn't dare try.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Amazingly, the remake of 3's Company targeted the same demographic as the original series.

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I actually like the new TIDE commercial.

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The Hell's Angels' give an IQ test to aspiring biker chicks who want to ride hogs. These two passed.

Anonymous said...

thanks