1. "Shameless infidel females! Under my reign, they will be in burqas or they will be beheaded. Allahu Akbar!!"
2. "One of those birds is actually Prince Edward, you say? My guess would be the one in the Peg Bundy fright wig at 8 o'clock."
3. "Thank you for the thoughtful birthday gift, chaps, but I'm quite gay, you know."
4. "Camilla, I've changed my mind. I wish to be reincarnated as a pair of their knickers."
5. "I say, who put up the pictures of these morbidly obese birds on my wall?" dub's identity revealed at last.
Best of GregMan
"My word, those women are so 'ot it's making me jacket turn all sorts 'o funny colors."
Best of dadoctah
Aaron Spelling's original concept called for the first season to end with the Angels discovering Charlie's identity.
Best of Steve O
Okay this is really related to the picture exactly, but have you ever noticed what a great face Charles would have if he were a clown?
Just a regular clown I mean. I mean, like in a circus, with funny hair, red cheeks and a big nose. Oh damn. What I mean is... oh, never mind.
Best of prince of leaves
"Hmpf. This must be from one of the overseas locations - the birds in the London Playboy Club all look like Susan Boyle."
Best of Dactyl
Well, Obama may have given the Queen a recording of his own speeches, and a bunch of useless DVDs to the Prime Minister, but at least Prince Chuck got something he'll enjoy.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Sigh, I looked almost that pretty back when mummy made me wear petticoats.
Best of Dr. Doom
The British Vaccination PSA was typically more understated and tasteful than its American counterpart...
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"My word, those women are so 'ot it's making me jacket turn all sorts 'o funny colors."
"Little tarts, where are their burkas?"
"Swedish Bikini Team."
"New York Playboy Bikini Team."
All Brits would rue the day the next phrase was uttered by Chalrie:
"'ey, Cam; 'ow's about you start a 'Royalty Bikini Team'? And don't let Kate join, she might upstage you!"
Aaron Spelling's original concept called for the first season to end with the Angels discovering Charlie's identity.
"I coulda had a V6."
Okay this is really related to the picture exactly, but have you ever noticed what a great face Charles would have if he were a clown?
Just a regular clown I mean. I mean, like in a circus, with funny hair, red cheeks and a big nose. Oh damn. What I mean is... oh, never mind.
Prince Charles explains how the NHS will save tens of millions of dollars on ED pharma products with prescriptions for posters.
"Hmpf. This must be from one of the overseas locations - the birds in the London Playboy Club all look like Susan Boyle."
"Had her, had her, hmm, haven't had her but I think dear old Mum has."
Well, Obama may have given the Queen a recording of his own speeches, and a bunch of useless DVDs to the Prime Minister, but at least Prince Chuck got something he'll enjoy.
Princely Thawtbubble: I hope Camilla will buy the "Jimmy Carter Lust Defense" if she spots my boner. Damn you, Hefner.
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Bet they don't have crooked teeth.
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Sigh, I looked almost that pretty back when mummy made me wear petticoats.
The British Vaccination PSA was typically more understated and tasteful than its American counterpart...
"Ooh, a bunny!"
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