1. Confronting reporters outside his Washington Office, Senator Harry Reid once again refuses to submit proof that he is not a pederast.
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Nancy Pelosi: The early years.
Best of Dr. Doom
"I don't care what you call it Missy", replied Granny to the First Lady, "You are not bringing that shovel to the fancy eatin' table..."
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I see the Secretary of State has another new hairstyle.
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Mister Drysdale still remembers the first time he was called a one-percenter.
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Granny gets the verdict of the Obamalama Death Panel. And it ain't lookin' good fer them later...
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Granny is none too pleased to get the brush off from Miss Hathaway.
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Nancy Pelosi: The early years.
"I don't care what you call it Missy", replied Granny to the First Lady, "You are not bringing that shovel to the fancy eatin' table..."
Jed explains Obamacare to Granny... with predictable results.
How the Clampetts became cannibals:
Dag nabbit, them gall-danged lily-livered thievin lyin politicky varmints over yonder wants to steal OUR oil! Jethro! Jed! Bring me my blunderbuss! We're having gubmint folks for supper.
WordVerify: felleted - Sure, it's misspelled but do you really think the Thursday blonde will notice?
I told you, Granny, you shouldn't ought to have slept with a slippery guy named Newt. And that Clinton feller told me he'd sleep with anything in a skirt.
But they said they'd come for me, Jed. Not a card, not a phone call, nothing. At least that Senator Byrd built me a highway to town afore he passed.
On second though hiring Lou Holtz to sell Sssssslip and Ssssslides was a bad idea.
I see the Secretary of State has another new hairstyle.
Not having anything in the fridge for supper, Granny realizes she will have to order out at the Varmint-Fil-A.
"Well Jed, Ellie May and I better get busy makin' poke salad and mustard green poultices", mused Granny, "With that there new fangled Obamacare, folks is goin' to need some doctorin'"
Mister Drysdale still remembers the first time he was called a one-percenter.
Granny gets the verdict of the Obamalama Death Panel. And it ain't lookin' good fer them later...
Granny is informed that Obamacare has outlawed her rheumatism med'cine.
I'm not so sure a Room 222 reunion of the original cast was a good idea.
Granny is none too pleased to get the brush off from Miss Hathaway.
Get over it you McCoys and Hatfields. We struck oil. I AM the 1% dag nabbit!
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For what they steal from me in taxes, Romney better damned sight show us ALL of his tax returns!
More in character:
For what them dirty revenooers steal from me in taxes, Romney better damned sight show us ALL of his tax returns!
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