Wednesday, August 29, 2012
Liberal Hipsters In Ecstasy
1. The "Committee for Determining What Things Liberals Are Allowed to Find Funny" reviews Jon Stewart's Application.
2. CNN still can't find a duo that recreates that "Parker-Spitzer" magic.
3. "Good evening, our top story tonight on 'Ironic Hipster News,' inter-generational relationships, not just for Muslims any more."
4. Everyone knew Taffy was different from the age of 5 when she gouged out the eyes of all her Barbie dolls.
5. "Is there a way to make black coffee even more bitter?" they both wondered.
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Twenty years later, a Killer Bob-inhabited Agent Cooper still hangs out at the Double-R, hoping to pick up an underage prostitute.
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Oh good! David Byrne and Tina Weymouth are speaking, maybe the Talking Heads will get back together.
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Where will you be when your Zoloft kicks in?
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The Bad Seed, recently paroled and itching to fork somebody up.
The Dork, thinking he's about to get lucky.
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Good times at the Pie Hole
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Rachel Maddow and Dakota Fanning. Not your average Hollywood power couple.
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Performance artists Bonnie Jones and Jim Smith perform their off Broadway hit, Middle Class American Voters...
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"We've replaced these diners' Splenda with crystalized Lithium. Let's see if they notice..."
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Alice became really disturbed, and obsessed with tea after visiting Wonderland.
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Purported to depict a young Mitt and Ann Romney during their courting days, the photo was discovered to be a fake when it was realized that none of the cups contained Sanka.
Best of GregMan
Two CapThis regulars wait patiently for the Best Ofs. Either that, or they're stoned off their asses.