Saturday, August 25, 2012
I Have Sh-t to do, so Here's a Bunneh
Best of prince of leaves
Overheard moments after the pestilential rabbit licked the last crumbs from the plate and seconds before a panicked call to the day-care center: "Wait...if those aren't the cookies I put the rat poison in..."
Best of dadoctah
"If your bunneh legitimately rips off a cookie, the other cookies have ways of shutting that whole thing down."
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Soylent Brown is Bunnies!!!... It's Buuuuuunnnnniiiiieeeesss!!!!"
Best of Dr. Doom
In his later years the Vorpal Bunny has mellowed out a lot. You still don't want to get between him and his cookies though...
Best of Adjustah
It was only then that Peter Rabbit realized that he was in Michael Vick's house...