Best of prince of leaves
Overheard moments after the pestilential rabbit licked the last crumbs from the plate and seconds before a panicked call to the day-care center: "Wait...if those aren't the cookies I put the rat poison in..."
Best of dadoctah
"If your bunneh legitimately rips off a cookie, the other cookies have ways of shutting that whole thing down."
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Soylent Brown is Bunnies!!!... It's Buuuuuunnnnniiiiieeeesss!!!!"
Best of Dr. Doom
In his later years the Vorpal Bunny has mellowed out a lot. You still don't want to get between him and his cookies though...
Best of Adjustah
It was only then that Peter Rabbit realized that he was in Michael Vick's house...
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Bain Capital outsourced this bunny's job. Shortly after that he got ear mites. With no insurance, he lost his ears. Now he subsists on welfare cookies in the ghetto. Further proof that 1%er Republicans are Evil! "I am Barak Obama and I approved..."
Bubba claimed he didn't realize it was his kid's sock bunny stealing a cookie. Hell, to be honest, he didn't care, he just blew the damn thing away. The new prosthetic bunny was much more careful.
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After paying $3k monthly premiums for over 5 years for Republican-preferred "healthcare" poor bunny choked on the cookie. He lay on the floor in ER for 4.5 hours coughing up crumbs and fading in and out of consciousness until the admitting nurse confirmed his Blue Cross policy didn't cover the 1 mile ambulance trip, overnight hospitalization, esophogeal surgery or any part of the projected $483,000 bill. They gave him a courtesy vomit bag and sent him on his way.
Overheard moments after the pestilential rabbit licked the last crumbs from the plate and seconds before a panicked call to the day-care center: "Wait...if those aren't the cookies I put the rat poison in..."
The live action Bugs Bunny movie was atrocious, but you gotta admit the scene where Bugs steals Elmer Fudd's medical marijuana cookies was pretty funny.
Annabelle's "Rabbits for Warren" fundraiser only succeeded in confusing her fellow bunnies.
Like da Prezzy sezzy
I's re-distributing theses
cookies... B iotch!!!!!!
Its a bunny grabbit
"If your bunneh legitimately rips off a cookie, the other cookies have ways of shutting that whole thing down."
"Soylent Brown is Bunnies!!!... It's Buuuuuunnnnniiiiieeeesss!!!!"
ORA Monty Python:
Hey - if the Rabbit of Caerbannog wants a cookie you damn well give him a cookie and then... RUN AWAY!
In his later years the Vorpal Bunny has mellowed out a lot. You still don't want to get between him and his cookies though...
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Presidential Factoids you did not know #1889: Jimmeh Carter not only forgave the bunneh who attacked him on the river of Deliverance, they regularly discussed bunneh's Habitrail for Humanity solution to traffic gridlock over tea and cookies.
Anonymous? That wuz me. Damn cookies.
It was only then that Peter Rabbit realized that he was in Michael Vick's house...
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