1. "I'll join you ladies a bit later, just have to squeeze into my Speedo."
2. The tourists from Los Angeles were astonished to meet a fat guy, never having seen one before.
3. The tourists from Michigan were astonished to meet a competent, effective state governor, never having seen one before.
4. The tourists from New York were confused when the man told them, "Welcome, thank you for visiting. I hope you have a pleasant day;" words they had never heard before.
5. The tourists from Massachusetts were astonished to meet a Republican with testicles...
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Hello, Chris Christie nice to eat... I mean meet you.
Governor Christie nice to.. MEET you.
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Girls, I don't want to brag but I can still fit into my Speedo! Wanna see?
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