1. "I'll join you ladies a bit later, just have to squeeze into my Speedo."
2. The tourists from Los Angeles were astonished to meet a fat guy, never having seen one before.
3. The tourists from Michigan were astonished to meet a competent, effective state governor, never having seen one before.
4. The tourists from New York were confused when the man told them, "Welcome, thank you for visiting. I hope you have a pleasant day;" words they had never heard before.
5. The tourists from Massachusetts were astonished to meet a Republican with testicles...
Best of metalgarth
A rare look at an Earth bound member of the Hutt clan checking his newly purchased slave girls.
Best of Double the U
Hi, Chris Christie nice to eat you.. I mean meet you.
Hello, Chris Christie nice to eat... I mean meet you.
Governor Christie nice to.. MEET you.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
How to create 4.5 miles of pristine beach:
Girls, I don't want to brag but I can still fit into my Speedo! Wanna see?
Best of Spin
"Mr. Arbuckle I think you have pretty eyes too?
really,really ORA
16 comments:
"No, sorry, I'm Governor Christie, not Oliver Hardy."
Moments later Harry Reid accused Governor Christie of child molestation. The lamestream media parrotted it unquestioningly.
Used to be Jersey was known for Sinatra and Springsteen. Something happened, and now they're known for Snooki and this guy. Personally, I blame Piscopo.
A rare look at an Earth bound member of the Hutt clan checking his newly purchased slave girls.
ORA: "Get in mah belleh!"
Hi, Chris Christie nice to eat you.. I mean meet you.
Hello, Chris Christie nice to eat... I mean meet you.
Governor Christie nice to.. MEET you.
"Look mommy the whales at Sea World New Jersey have been trained to shake hands!", cried little Jenny.
Girls' thawtbubbles:
"Walrus?"
"Whale?"
"Beach Ball?"
"Giant Tar ball"
How to create 4.5 miles of pristine beach:
Girls, I don't want to brag but I can still fit into my Speedo! Wanna see?
Why is he bothering? He's going to have a coronary long before any of them reach voting age.
-OR-
Could one of yous please tie my shoe? This is as far over as I can bend.
-OR-
Wow, Sly Stallone has really let himself go.
"Mr. Arbuckle I think you have pretty eyes too?
really,really ORA
Spin, not so ORA for the reglars here. But WAS he innocent? That is the question.
I've heard of the "Land Shark," but a "Land Orca?"
Sub - Hollywood notoriety/gossip, an overzealous prosecutor, inflammatory 4th estate trying to sell papers. Things have certainly changed since back then. Not.
Sub, Carpe hit the nail on the head.
I was just dealing from the bottom of the deck.
Carpe and Spin,
Enquiring minds STILL want to know. And according to MessNBC among others, the people, Gaia bless 'em, have a RIGHT to do so...
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