Monday, August 20, 2012

Hey, Is That an Indian?



1. She was, unfortunately, the bitch that didn't fall off.

2. "Oh, Hell yes!!! This is way better than my usual 4 D-Cell marital aid."

3. The bike is actually just 1/32nd Indian.

4. You can tell the bike is an Indian from the high handlebars.

5. Now spend the rest of your day getting the image of Elizabeth Warren riding someone's "hog" out of your head.


Best of Cat Whisperer
“Wheee! I’m part of a marauding band coming for your factory!”

Best of metalgarth
The Hell's Angels' plan to "add diversity to the membership base" was an epic fail.

Best of AJ
Born to be White

Best of John.....just John
You got a motorcycle? Good for you! But you didn't get that motorcycle on your own. Nobody in this country got a motorcycle on his own!

Best of Dr. Doom
Look one of America's biggest hogs... and the motorcycle isn't bad either...

Best of Rodney Dill
Bleeder of the Pack

13 comments:

Cat Whisperer said...

“Wheee! I’m part of a marauding band coming for your factory!”

Double the U said...

...and my great great great grandfather was a Harley rider as well.

Double the U said...

There is a joke about Indian brand motorcycles but it just doesn't come together.

metalgarth said...

The Hell's Angels' plan to "add diversity to the membership base" was an epic fail.

Rodney Dill said...

World's slowest Indian.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Following her wobbly dismount, the bike's owner yells, "Hey Momma, treat a hog like gym equipment. Don't be leaving the seat covered with... oh, beg pardon, this ain't sweat."

-OR-

Inspired by this photo, a woodcarver creates a whole new look for cigar store indians.

GregMan said...

"And not only am I the world's coolest motorcycle rider, I also have a fat midget sitting behind me to take pictures of my every move!"

AJ said...

Born to be White

Spin said...

Lieawatha is off to the shores of Lake Gitchigoomie...
hopefully not to be Running Bare

John.....just John said...

You got a motorcycle? Good for you! But you didn't get that motorcycle on your own. Nobody in this country got a motorcycle on his own!

Dr. Doom said...

Look one of America's biggest hogs... and the motorcycle isn't bad either...

Submariner said...

Tell me again; which comes next? Pillagin' or rapin'?

Rodney Dill said...

Bleeder of the Pack