1. "No, Senator Reid, the little boy is not for sale."
2. Obama Campaign Ad. "Watch as Mitt Romney's Inhuman Third Arm reaches out from his butt and molests the young boy while simultaneously delivering the Secret Mormon Cancer Touch."
3. In a move likely to alienate the majority of Independent voters, the Republican Party has nominated two guys who are very good at maths.
4. "Note how, unlike Obama's podium, ours do not include a 'Chris-Matthews-Police-Academy-Reenactment Compartment.'"
5. Ryan Thoughtbubble: "Thank God I got this gig. I can finally quit my online-term-papers job."
Best of Dr. Doom
"And I pledge to you that there will be no fat chicks in the Romney Administration", intoned Mr. Ryan...
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Paul Ryan explains why he selected Mitt Romney to be his Presidential running mate.
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"And I promise, if elected, our campaign logo gets retired immediately. Unlike the current administration we don't intend to run a permanent never-ending political campaign. Seriously, what's up with that Obama logo thingy. All that symbolism reminds me of the swastika and Nazi Germany. It kind of creeps me out, actually."
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Last known photograph of Arnold Horshack before Mitt Romney gave him cancer.
What, too soon?
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You can tell that Carl's presidency is in trouble when even Lenny is endorsing Mitt Romney.
Republicans Romney & Ryan campaign at Romper Room
Quick quiz: which of these candidates has actually been replaced with a cardboard cutout?
"And I pledge to you that there will be no fat chicks in the Romney Administration", intoned Mr. Ryan...
Paul Ryan explains why he selected Mitt Romney to be his Presidential running mate.
Paul Ryan borrowed a famous quote from Barack Obama and said, "This was the moment when the rise of the deficits began to slow and the economy began to heal."
"And I promise, if elected, our campaign logo gets retired immediately. Unlike the current administration we don't intend to run a permanent never-ending political campaign. Seriously, what's up with that Obama logo thingy. All that symbolism reminds me of the swastika and Nazi Germany. It kind of creeps me out, actually."
"No it's not a Spartan helmet, it's called a Widow's Peak"
Little Eddie Munster all growed up and ready to practice voodoo economics on the 99%.
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Ryan finally admits that his healthcare plan won't help the majority of citizens, and won't cover hair plugs to hide receding hairlines. BUT! He's quick to point out that it doesn't matter if you're rich enough or a career politician, or have access to a supply of black magic markers.
Last known photograph of Arnold Horshack before Mitt Romney gave him cancer.
What, too soon?
Looks as if Mittens just discovered where da white wimmen's at.
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