1. "I'm gonna be tutored? Awesome?"
2. "Why so serious?"
3. "Um... Rex, I wouldn't be grinning like that if I just found out I was gonna be adopted by a Korean family."
4. "Look, Rex... little advice... no one wants to adopt a retarded dog."
5. "Look, the president can't wait to pet me... he's practically salivating."
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No, I wasn't sniffing her butt.
"Wow, we're going for a car ride? Where's Enumclaw?"
I was just invited to the
White House for dinner.
It looks like Romney's dog has seen the early polling data from Florida and Ohio...
After baby Alice pats him on the back of the head a little too hard, Rex discovers that the bit about '...and your face will freeze that way!' doesn't just apply to humans.
"We just got adopted by a famous NFL player? Cool!"
We can move onto elephant jokes.
Maybe someone can caption an answer.
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.................arf
"At this time, I'd like to announce my running mate...."
Some animals can lick their own balls. And it shows.
Jesus is watching you
George, haven't you heard the saying... never bite the hand that feeds you. George. NEVER bite the hand that feeds you. Aww hell, George, you're gonna bite him anyway, aren't you?
Yesh
A sh!t eating grin
"I just rode in with the Romneys, do I have any bugs in my teeth?"
Guess who can lick his own ice cream cone?
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