Tuesday, August 07, 2012

First Time Caller, Long Time Second Rate Pornographer



1. "Is this the c-cksucker residence? Is this Four Two One Five Pussy Way?"
2. Obama saved a fortune by outsourcing his fundraising to Kathy Lee Gifford.
3. ORA: "Come on, Billy. We all float down here."
4. "What am I wearing? The nice tight crotchless underwear you gave me, Mr. Safe Schools Czar."
5. "Yeah, and um, Romney never paid taxes for ten years," Billy's prank call to Senator Reid would have national implications.


Best of prince of leaves
"Sorry, Senator Reid...it's a school night."

Best of Kaptain Krude
"I can't let you donate to Mr. Obama's campaign for less than $5,000 here, Craig. Ah, you're breaking my balls here, Craig."

Best of dadoctah
"Hello, this is Manesh. How can I be helping you?"

Best of Joshua
"Yeah, I found right-wing Christian web site. Let's organize another 'anti-gay' boycott.... Uhm, I think it sells term papers or something...... Because it says 'a holier than thou right-wing Christian site' right there on the very first page."

Best of metalgarth
Bart Simpson immediately regrets prank calling Jerry Sandusky about 'Amanda Hugginkiss'

Best of Submariner
I told you NEVER to call me at work, Mrs. LeTourneau...

Best of Dr. Doom
"I did so build it. I made it out of Linoln Logs.", exclaimed Billy, "And no, you can't have my piggy bank either. Now stop calling here Mr. Pwesident!"

16 comments:

prince of leaves said...

"Sorry, Senator Reid...it's a school night."

Spineless Vertebra said...
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Spineless Vertebra said...

Penn State starts recruiting.

Kaptain Krude said...

"I can't let you donate to Mr. Obama's campaign for less than $5,000 here, Craig. Ah, you're breaking my balls here, Craig."

ORA?

dadoctah said...

"Hello, this is Manesh. How can I be helping you?"

Joshua said...

"Yeah, I found right-wing Christian web site. Let's organize another 'anti-gay' boycott.... Uhm, I think it sells term papers or something...... Because it says 'a holier than thou right-wing Christian site' right there on the very first page."

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Ghost of Achilles said...

"Yup, just got done seeing 'Mamma Mia,' It's every bit as fucking gay as everyone says."

metalgarth said...

Bart Simpson immediately regrets prank calling Jerry Sandusky about 'Amanda Hugginkiss'

Joshua said...

After Obama was elected to second term in office the E*TRADE baby no longer had enough in his portfolio for retirement. The only available job he could find was fundraising for Obama's third election.

GregMan said...

"Coach Sandusky? My mom says no, I can't come out and play right now."

Submariner said...

I told you NEVER to call me at work, Mrs. LeTourneau...

Submariner said...

"Blue Horseshoe loves Anacott Steel..."

Dr. Doom said...

"No I don't want to hear about Ron Paul", shouted little Jimmy, "I already told you guys I'm too young to vote!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"Kiss my ass, Mr. Putin"
Why "Take Your Kid to the Office" day was permanently banned in the White House Situation Room.

-OR-

Sure, you can send me 2,000 bucks! My name is Bobby and my christmas savings account number is... OH, you wanted to give it to Ministry In Action televangelist's legal defense fund? Are you nuts?

-OR-

Twelve large pizzas with extra cheese and onions. check! Twelve large root beers. check! Bag of cinnamon logs. check! Yeah, the guy who answers the door will pay you. I don't know... what's a gratooty?

Dr. Doom said...

"I did so build it. I made it out of Linoln Logs.", exclaimed Billy, "And no, you can't have my piggy bank either. Now stop calling here Mr. Pwesident!"