1. "Is this the c-cksucker residence? Is this Four Two One Five Pussy Way?"
2. Obama saved a fortune by outsourcing his fundraising to Kathy Lee Gifford.
3. ORA: "Come on, Billy. We all float down here."
4. "What am I wearing? The nice tight crotchless underwear you gave me, Mr. Safe Schools Czar."
5. "Yeah, and um, Romney never paid taxes for ten years," Billy's prank call to Senator Reid would have national implications.
Best of prince of leaves
"Sorry, Senator Reid...it's a school night."
Best of Kaptain Krude
"I can't let you donate to Mr. Obama's campaign for less than $5,000 here, Craig. Ah, you're breaking my balls here, Craig."
Best of dadoctah
"Hello, this is Manesh. How can I be helping you?"
Best of Joshua
"Yeah, I found right-wing Christian web site. Let's organize another 'anti-gay' boycott.... Uhm, I think it sells term papers or something...... Because it says 'a holier than thou right-wing Christian site' right there on the very first page."
Best of metalgarth
Bart Simpson immediately regrets prank calling Jerry Sandusky about 'Amanda Hugginkiss'
Best of Submariner
I told you NEVER to call me at work, Mrs. LeTourneau...
Best of Dr. Doom
"I did so build it. I made it out of Linoln Logs.", exclaimed Billy, "And no, you can't have my piggy bank either. Now stop calling here Mr. Pwesident!"