Divine Miss M
1. Prince Charles of Combover and his consort, the Duchess of Oatbag,
2. Charles. "Say knickers again, it makes me giggle."
3. Another weekend of poking the eyes out of portraits of the Queen while shouting, "Why won't you die you great stupid cow! Die! Die! Die! I will piss on your corpse!"
4. Mutual thought-bubbles: Bulging American Rower Crotches.
5. Camilla patiently endured Charles's pattern of "Fart, then Giggle" well into its eighth hour.
Best of Double the U
Oh look 'er Camellia, a'nodder air for me ed.
Best of Dr. Doom
Dateline London: To while away the long hours between British victories in the Olympic Games, Camilla teaches the Prince of Whales to cross stitch. Their latest project is a "No Fat Chicks" sampler for the royal carriage...
Best of Cat Whisperer
“No, Charles. You know I promised your mother to not let you play with the scissors.”
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
No no dear, you still look as lovely as you did back when I first saw you. Just like Emma, my first polo pony, that is.
Best of prince of leaves
Inbreeding can lead not only to hemophilia, but to mental retardation and physical deformities.
Best of prince of leaves
2015: after the Queen's death and subsequent Republican revolution, members of the former royal family are retrained with job skills appropriate to their natural abilities.
Best of blue
"...and Charles, no more num-nums until you join the Hair Club for men...."
Best of chronos the wonder pig
Camilla: and don't forget Charles, Ray Bradbury is visiting next week
Chuckles: can I watch?
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"then I said, if Prince Albert's in a can, you should let him out"
Things left out of the "British contributions to world culture" tribute in the opening ceremonies: Benny Hill, Teletubbies, and "Button, button, who's got the button".
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Oh look 'er Camellia, a'nodder air for me ed.
You are a true master of the quill! This reading was the so absorbing!Write more and thank you!
Dateline London:
To while away the long hours between British victories in the Olympic Games, Camilla teaches the Prince of Whales to cross stitch. Their latest project is a "No Fat Chicks" sampler for the royal carriage...
“No, Charles. You know I promised your mother to not let you play with the scissors.”
The guitar re-stringer suggested cat gut, but this Lady Diana Spencer gut works just as well.
"Princess" Thawtbubble: My dear Camilla is so accepting of my cross-dressing. We have a secret, we have a secret. giggles
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No no dear, you still look as lovely as you did back when I first saw you. Just like Emma, my first polo pony, that is.
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So, we meet with Mummy once a week. Get her to take off her necklace du jour, then you pretend to admire it but replace it with once of these? giggles
Yes, Charles, she'll never know. By the end of 2013, we'll have completely cleaned out the Tower.
WordVerify: dialMa - What you should do on Mother's Day.
Inbreeding can lead not only to hemophilia, but to mental retardation and physical deformities.
"Americanth acfually use floss like vish to clean veir teef," Charles snickered with a wet hiss. "Can you beleef ith? Obfethhiff-compulthivs, I do fhay."
2015: after the Queen's death and subsequent Republican revolution, members of the former royal family are retrained with job skills appropriate to their natural abilities.
"...and Charles, no more num-nums until you join the Hair Club for men...."
Camilla: and don't forget Charles, Ray Bradbury is visiting next week
Chuckles: can I watch?
"..and then Mummy said that if the 13 colonies had not rebelled, they would have her instead of that SCOAMF!"
“Yes Charles, I’m sure President Obama will simply adore your hand-made monogrammed anal chastity belt.”
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"Wow, these model airplanes have gotten more intricate than they were back in my day!"
"Oh?," the Lady Camille inquired absentmindedly. "I didn't know they had those back then."
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