1. Off-cam, the Japanese Women's Soccer Team was pointing and screaming "Aiieee Gojira!"
2. "If only he were ten, fifteen years younger," mused the Senate Majority Leader.
3. "You didn't engorge that!" Obama insisted.
4. Henrik Rummel was a little too excited over the prospect of Paul Ryan as VP.
5. And then, V the K's mother began to chant "Someone's got a hard-on! Someone's got a hard-on!" Recalling a humiliating childhood incident that only a sick intercourse would milk for comedic value.
Best of Dr. Doom
Guess which athlete is more popular in the Olympic Village...
Best of Julie the Jarhead
The rival team's Dachshund mascot still hasn't been found.
Best of prince of leaves
Guess which one is the coxswain.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
I told you we shouldn't have used that cheap spray-on tan. Everyone's staring at our legs!
Best of racerboy
Oblig Cap #8: "Scuuuuze me while I whip this out!"
Best of Adjustah
Dammit! Looks like six more weeks of winter!