1. "Hey, you kids.... get off on my lawn," shrieked old man Barney Frank.
2. A little while later, Mitch developed a rash. After performing the standard Wasserman-Schulz test, the doctor confirmed it was syphilis.
3. So, that explains why the Coopers have the worst cut lawn AND the highest-paid groundskeeper.
4. Most of the public never realized that 'Anderson Cooper 360' was his code for a reacharound.
5. "You kiss well." "Thanks, Harry Reid started teaching me when I was eight."
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David Attenborough whispers: OMG, why the hell didn't someone put a sign next to that motion-sensor wildlife camera?
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It will always be too soon for Ang Lee to remake The Hunger Games.
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Albino sugar daddy was not amused
Best of Dr. Doom
If you did not immediately notice the topless blonde in this photograph, I have some news for you...
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"Secretary Clinton showed me this *great* way to keep looking young. Let me show you how it works..."
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Sniper training in the new ghey-friendly army had some interesting new coursework.
"Y'know, right about now I could go for a processed fried breaded chicken patty on a bun."
Caption This! a self-described "holier than thou right-wing Christian site" bows to public pressure and a boycott by homosexual activists and declares that every Tuesday will be known as Gay Tuesday.
""Hey, you kids.... Stop coming on my lawn," shrieked old man Barney Frank."
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Thawtbubble: Aw damn, I fell for the "Help, a rattlesnake bit my tongue!" plea... AGAIN!
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The ghey version of bobbing for apples... Adam's apples.
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David Attenborough whispers: OMG, why the hell didn't someone put a sign next to that motion-sensor wildlife camera? Where's the eye bleach?!?!
Lawn flamingos for the Barney Frank residence.
It was a housewarming/wedding present.
...............arf
It will always be too soon for Ang Lee to remake The Hunger Games.
Liberal Feng Shui
Not surprisingly, not one objection was raised by any "rights" group about Obamalama's White House Lawn Jockies.
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A Romney spokesperson says the nominee would likely keep them so as not to offend a voting bloc he's courting.
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To prove gheyness can be cured, Mitt says he'll task his new Surgeon General with separating these poor Siamese twins.
Albino sugar daddy was not amused
If you did not immediately notice the topless blonde in this photograph, I have some news for you...
"Secretary Clinton showed me this *great* way to keep looking young. Let me show you how it works..."
Picture from the Biology 101 textbook approved by pseudoscientists who want to preach in public schools. Caption: This is how the devil sucks out your soul.
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Sure, this is gross, but the really gross thing is that they don't care which end of the alimentary track they kiss.
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