1. "Sorry, old chum, should have warned you about the strength of my Mighty Mormon Trouser Coughs. They cause cancer in women, but you should be fine."
2. "Hey Paul, have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
3. "My secret plans for Global Domination are hidden in my tax returns."
4. "Did you bring the chains, Paul? You were supposed to bring the chains!"
5. At a campaign stop in Virginia, Paul Ryan does a spot-on impression of a Biden campaign speech by making fart noises in his hands.
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So the GOP gives *itself* double facepalms?
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"Mitt, I just can't quit you!"
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If Ryan can actually play that harmonica decently, we've already won.
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"Yeah, well, after you've seen Cindy Sheehan flash her boobs at the stage a few...uh...dozen times, you'll learn to control the gag reflex."
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and then...(giggle) and then I told them we are both really conservative.... bwaa ha ha
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Transcript of the CNN News Ticker after a Romney campaign stop:
Romney: "So after the desk clerk refused to have extra mints placed on my pillow, I bought the hotel chain, fired his whole family and gave his wife cancer."
Ryan: "Oh Mitt you absolutely slay me!"
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Here's a little number we like to call "The low-down, smug-faced, dirtly lyin' MSM blues."
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Man up, you teary-eyed p*ssy. We've a country to enslave!
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Have you heard the one where three 1-percenters and an OWS guy walk into a bar? The OWS fellow asks for a glass of water, the 1-percenters run up a big bar tab drinking fancy whiskey and then stick him with the check! Har Har Har
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The acoustics here are awful. Every time I say, "I already gave" it comes out "I own a slave."
That's not the acoustics, that's your conscience! Don't worry, you'll learn to ignore it.
How 'bout these bumper stickers?
Todd Aiken, the new Sarah Palin! or Todd Aiken... at least he's not Joe Biden!
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Look, I'm gonna have to disawow Todd Aiken's slut rape theory BUT I want you to go out and float trial balloons... does our base think him better qualified for Surgeon General or Supreme Court Justice?
So the GOP gives *itself* double facepalms?
"Mitt, I just can't quit you!"
"There, there, Paul, I didn't mean it when I said your ears looked just like Obama's."
If Ryan can actually play that harmonica decently, we've already won.
"Yeah, well, after you've seen Cindy Sheehan flash her boobs at the stage a few...uh...dozen times, you'll learn to control the gag reflex."
"Wrong direction - the smell is coming from the Occupy idiots protesting at the gate, not the feedlot down the road."
and then...(giggle) and then I told them we are both really conservative.... bwaa ha ha
Mr Ryan involuntarily executes a facepalm after hearing the latest Joe Biden quote...
Transcript of the CNN News Ticker after a Romney campaign stop:
Romney: "So after the desk clerk refused to have extra mints placed on my pillow, I bought the hotel chain and then fired his whole family."
Ryan: "Oh Mitt you absolutely slay me!"
ORA?
"...the same thing we do EVERY night, Pinky..."
Here's a little number we like to call "The low-down, smug-faced, dirtly lyin' MSM blues."
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