1. "Sorry, old chum, should have warned you about the strength of my Mighty Mormon Trouser Coughs. They cause cancer in women, but you should be fine."
2. "Hey Paul, have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
3. "My secret plans for Global Domination are hidden in my tax returns."
4. "Did you bring the chains, Paul? You were supposed to bring the chains!"
5. At a campaign stop in Virginia, Paul Ryan does a spot-on impression of a Biden campaign speech by making fart noises in his hands.
Best of dadoctah
So the GOP gives *itself* double facepalms?
Best of GregMan
"Mitt, I just can't quit you!"
Best of Son Of The Godfather
If Ryan can actually play that harmonica decently, we've already won.
Best of prince of leaves
"Yeah, well, after you've seen Cindy Sheehan flash her boobs at the stage a few...uh...dozen times, you'll learn to control the gag reflex."
Best of Double the U
and then...(giggle) and then I told them we are both really conservative.... bwaa ha ha
Best of Dr. Doom
Transcript of the CNN News Ticker after a Romney campaign stop:
Romney: "So after the desk clerk refused to have extra mints placed on my pillow, I bought the hotel chain, fired his whole family and gave his wife cancer."
Ryan: "Oh Mitt you absolutely slay me!"
Best of Submariner
Here's a little number we like to call "The low-down, smug-faced, dirtly lyin' MSM blues."