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After the Die HARD movies, the only job Sgt. Al Powell could get was patrolling the Twinkie aisles at a Wal-mart and the occasional fast chase to catch a Price Roll-Back sign tamperer.
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Eventually the Obama Defense cuts expanded into municipal budgets as well...
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Well... it is an improvement over the Segways they used to drive.
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Like the goose-stepping of Nazis and Soviets, the American police-state when it came had its own absurd public display that dared its subjects to laugh.
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You'll never catch Batman like that.
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Professional drivers on closed course. Do not attempt.
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Boy, Shop With A Cop Day has really changed.
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Wal-Mart strictly enforces a speed limit for overweight shoppers on Rascals.
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Sam's club takes their 2 per customer limit pretty seriously...
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Wal-Mart patrons know the drill. Nothing clears the aisles faster than the roving security patrols.
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Where are they now?
After the Die HARD movies, the only job Sgt. Al Powell could get was patrolling the Twinkie aisles at a Wal-mart and the occasional fast chase to catch a Price Roll-Back sign tamperer.
Eventually the Obama Defense cuts expanded into municipal budgets as well...
Well... it is an improvement over the Segways they used to drive.
Like the goose-stepping of Nazis and Soviets, the American police-state when it came had its own absurd public display that dared its subjects to laugh.
You'll never catch Batman like that.
Professional drivers on closed course. Do not attempt.
Boy, Shop With A Cop Day has really changed.
Wal-Mart strictly enforces a speed limit for overweight shoppers on Rascals.
Responding to a Code 11: Violation in the 10-items-or-less lane.
Sam's club takes their 2 per customer limit pretty seriously...
Roscoe P. Coltrane in hot pursuit!
Lance Armstrong takes up racing that doesn't require physical exertion... or drug testing.
"Dammit Earl... the Siren does not go 'WHOOOP upside your head'"
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