Best of Carpe Phlogiston
After the Die HARD movies, the only job Sgt. Al Powell could get was patrolling the Twinkie aisles at a Wal-mart and the occasional fast chase to catch a Price Roll-Back sign tamperer.
Best of Dr. Doom
Eventually the Obama Defense cuts expanded into municipal budgets as well...
Best of Double the U
Well... it is an improvement over the Segways they used to drive.
Best of prince of leaves
Like the goose-stepping of Nazis and Soviets, the American police-state when it came had its own absurd public display that dared its subjects to laugh.
Best of Spineless Vertebra
You'll never catch Batman like that.
Best of dadoctah
Professional drivers on closed course. Do not attempt.
Best of Kaptain Krude
Boy, Shop With A Cop Day has really changed.
Best of Cat Whisperer
Wal-Mart strictly enforces a speed limit for overweight shoppers on Rascals.
Best of Submariner
Sam's club takes their 2 per customer limit pretty seriously...