1. Even M'Chel joined in the chants of "SCOAMF! SCOAMF!"
2. The SCOAMF quietly resented those basketball players taking credit for his jump shots.
3. If the SCOAMF seemed distracted, it was only because he could not shake the image of the huge bearded lesbian who had confronted him earlier that Tuesday.
4. As M'Chel bellowed for the hot dog vendor's attention, the SCOAMF thought it was a waste of time anyway since he had forgotten his spoon.
5. "Basketball is OK," thought the SCOAMF. "But sometimes I wish they would just fight to the death for my pleasure."
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"BEER ME"
I want four pretzels, three slices of pizza, a cotton candy, two boxes of popcorn, two beers and get a "foot long" for Barack!
At the taping of Jerry Springer's "Trekies with Rage Management Issues" Obamalama stares slack-jawed at the bouncing jugs on the squabbling obese white wimmen while 'Chel roots for the Klingon to rip the Romulan's backbone out.
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At The Price is Right, 'Chel shouts bids on a 24-foot tall eatin shovel while Obamalama calculates the taxes Uncle Sam could pocket if the game were rigged so everyone wins.
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Obamalama Presidential Thawtbubble: Wonder where I can get another mint ice cream cone?
Prez. 0 thought bubble "My God, what is that putrid smell? Woman will you please put your arm down..."
"Q'Pla!"
"20,000 quatloos on the newcomer!"
stubble in the pits?
can't the taxpayers afford daily grooming foe M'Chel?
Not unlike Nero of old, the Emperor and his wife enjoy an afternoon at the Coliseum. Only instead of Christians, entrepreneurs are thrown to the lions...
is it just me, or is he the only black guy not on the court?
SURE™ commercial take one
"Dawn! Over here! I got some sandals from Old Navy!"
Raise your hand if you're SCOAMF!
"Kobe! Over here!" With a scream torn from the very depths of his soul, Kobe woke from the terrible nightmare, and vowed to himself to never again eat Limburger cheese with sardines ever again.
B.O. and B.O.
Sheriff Joe Arpaio's deputies have determined that "the photo-shopped removal of M'chelle's armpit rat's nest afro" was obvious and amateurish.
If you think you made that free throw, you didn't REALLY make that free throw.
As the she-devil M’chelle sucks the life force out of yet another entire stadium of unsuspecting dolts, the Kenyan Capo wonders if she has zombified enough souls to turn the election his way.
M'chelle has more hair on her pits than O'ma has on his balls.
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