Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Wookie Ball


1. Even M'Chel joined in the chants of "SCOAMF! SCOAMF!"
2. The SCOAMF quietly resented those basketball players taking credit for his jump shots.
3. If the SCOAMF seemed distracted, it was only because he could not shake the image of the huge bearded lesbian who had confronted him earlier that Tuesday.
4. As M'Chel bellowed for the hot dog vendor's attention, the SCOAMF thought it was a waste of time anyway since he had forgotten his spoon.
5. "Basketball is OK," thought the SCOAMF. "But sometimes I wish they would just fight to the death for my pleasure."

18 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

"BEER ME"

Double the U said...

I want four pretzels, three slices of pizza, a cotton candy, two boxes of popcorn, two beers and get a "foot long" for Barack!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

At the taping of Jerry Springer's "Trekies with Rage Management Issues" Obamalama stares slack-jawed at the bouncing jugs on the squabbling obese white wimmen while 'Chel roots for the Klingon to rip the Romulan's backbone out.

-OR-

At The Price is Right, 'Chel shouts bids on a 24-foot tall eatin shovel while Obamalama calculates the taxes Uncle Sam could pocket if the game were rigged so everyone wins.

-OR-

Obamalama Presidential Thawtbubble: Wonder where I can get another mint ice cream cone?

HLam said...

Prez. 0 thought bubble "My God, what is that putrid smell? Woman will you please put your arm down..."

GregMan said...

"Q'Pla!"

GregMan said...

"20,000 quatloos on the newcomer!"

blue said...

stubble in the pits?
can't the taxpayers afford daily grooming foe M'Chel?

Dr. Doom said...

Not unlike Nero of old, the Emperor and his wife enjoy an afternoon at the Coliseum. Only instead of Christians, entrepreneurs are thrown to the lions...

dub said...

is it just me, or is he the only black guy not on the court?

Spin said...

SURE™ commercial take one

Kaptain Krude said...

"Dawn! Over here! I got some sandals from Old Navy!"

Kaptain Krude said...

Raise your hand if you're SCOAMF!

Kaptain Krude said...

"Kobe! Over here!" With a scream torn from the very depths of his soul, Kobe woke from the terrible nightmare, and vowed to himself to never again eat Limburger cheese with sardines ever again.

Cat Whisperer said...

B.O. and B.O.

curly said...

Sheriff Joe Arpaio's deputies have determined that "the photo-shopped removal of M'chelle's armpit rat's nest afro" was obvious and amateurish.

Steve O said...

If you think you made that free throw, you didn't REALLY make that free throw.

curly said...

As the she-devil M’chelle sucks the life force out of yet another entire stadium of unsuspecting dolts, the Kenyan Capo wonders if she has zombified enough souls to turn the election his way.

curly said...

M'chelle has more hair on her pits than O'ma has on his balls.