1. Even M'Chel joined in the chants of "SCOAMF! SCOAMF!"
2. The SCOAMF quietly resented those basketball players taking credit for his jump shots.
3. If the SCOAMF seemed distracted, it was only because he could not shake the image of the huge bearded lesbian who had confronted him earlier that Tuesday.
4. As M'Chel bellowed for the hot dog vendor's attention, the SCOAMF thought it was a waste of time anyway since he had forgotten his spoon.
5. "Basketball is OK," thought the SCOAMF. "But sometimes I wish they would just fight to the death for my pleasure."