1. "Next!" Aretha Franklin's search for her next inaugural marches on.
2. They were unsure what to do for horns until they stumbled upon Tampons in the new Janet Napolitano size.
3. Women can't just come out and say "I'm horny," they have to put out subtle cues. You have to be alert for them.
4. Marge Simpson: Satanist.
5. "Let's beat the crap out of that triple-breasted Thursday Hoor."
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The Sally Ride fan club celebrates her life
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This season of The "L" Word goes quite butch.
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Eat your heart our Princess Beatrice!
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How awkward! Amanda Bearse and Ellen DeGeneres both show up at the GLBT Halloween party wearing the same Rosie O'Donnell costume.