Friday, July 27, 2012

Won't You Come Out Tonight?


1. "Next!" Aretha Franklin's search for her next inaugural marches on.
2. They were unsure what to do for horns until they stumbled upon Tampons in the new Janet Napolitano size.
3. Women can't just come out and say "I'm horny," they have to put out subtle cues. You have to be alert for them.
4. Marge Simpson: Satanist.
5. "Let's beat the crap out of that triple-breasted Thursday Hoor."


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15 comments:

JohnS1959 said...
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JohnS1959 said...

The hazing rituals were never the same after Wilma and Betty joined the Loyal Order of the Water Buffaloes...

blue said...

The Sally Ride fan club celebrates her life

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I miss the original Flintstones. Always thought I'd make a great Grand Poobah for the Loyal Order of Water Buffaloes Lodge No. 26.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

A senile David Attenborough whispers: Definitely a banner year for nature discoveries. This species of water buffalo is totally new to me, and that triple-breasted girl I spotted earlier gave me my first woody in 23 years."

jimmy said...

"Do I make you horny, baby???"

"Nah...you, neither."

dadoctah said...

I think I've finally lost all interest in the Indigo Girls.

captcha: seterisk. Like an asterisk, only sitting down.

Artfldgr said...

Fred and Wilma Flinstone at the annual lodge BBQ...
In the years since the show, Fred had an operation to cure his obesity and lost weight.
Wilma divorced him, became a lesbian, and started taking hormones, like her hero Chaz Bono.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Thor-ma & Louise?

Spin said...

This season of The "L" Word goes quite butch.

Anonymous said...

Bull Dykes

Steve O said...

Overly concerned about their potential attractiveness to men, very close friends Pam and Linda don aggressive headgear.

Steve O said...

Eat your heart our Princess Beatrice!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

How awkward! Amanda Bearse and Ellen DeGeneres both show up at the GLBT Halloween party wearing the same Rosie O'Donnell costume.