Tuesday, July 31, 2012

When Ace Met Gary


1. "Well done, long time companion." "Good show, domestic partner."

2. "Dammit, now I have a boner, and these Speedos leave *nothing* to the imagination."

3. "Dammit, who invited Fred Willard to this event."

4. "A bronze medal! Wait until I show the guys at Folsom Street Fair!"

5. "We're thin, young, and think we're better than everybody else. Let's buy some Abercrombie and Fitch clothing."

7 comments:

Submariner said...

Let's get back to the village and do some "pole vaulting..."

Submariner said...

Let's get back to the village and try out a new "floor exercise..."

Submariner said...

Lets get back to the village and you can teach me the "back stroke..."

chronos the wonder pig said...

Boys just want to have fun.....

Dr. Doom said...

"Lets go back to the village and you can 'go for the gold' at my place", whispered Bruce.

Whacko said...

"You know, Gary, it was peachy of the Olympic organizers to bunk the divers, wrestlers, swimmers, divers, fencers, water polo team, and, oh yeah, soccer players, in the same dorm. I've never had so much fun!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The Buddy System... the sex tape Jim Carrey hoped would never ever "surface" just did.