1. This is almost as embarrassing as the time he ate dog with the "unclean" hand.
2. "Man, they got pissy when I refused to pay. Don't they know they didn't build that? Ingrates!"
3. "Eating ice cream out of one of Madonna's old stage costumes... So decadent!"
4. "What an odd topping, 'Essence of Chris Matthews.'"
5. "I can't tell the difference between soylent ice cream and the real thing."
Best of Submariner
Meanwhile, just out of frame, M'Chel is going at a 5 gallon bucket of Ben & Jerry's Chunky Monkee with her eatin' shovel...
"Chunky Monkey" is racist ice cream - V
Best of Rodney Dill
What Kind of Jackass Eats an Ice Cream Cone with a Spoon?
A double dip
Best of Dr. Doom
"Boy that soda jerk got testy when I asked him to donate his tip jar to my campaign", thought Mr. Obama.
Best of Spin
BHO's thoughtbubble: Carpe thanks for the ice cream ,unlike Mitt I don't spend my own money.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Obamalama Thawtbubble: Ooooh Oooooh Brain Freeze! Gotta pity Biden, he feels like this 24/7.
Threadwinner: Cat Whisperer
“Mmmm, delicious. You are granted my Royal Warrant, purveyor of ice cream man, and shall henceforth display my campaign symbol and a sign over your establishment that reads, ‘By Appointment to His Majesty, President Barrack Hussein Obama.’ I am also raising your taxes by 30%.”
Best of metalgarth
Fine, Lenny, spend the afternoon with your 'friend Smithers'. See if I care.
Best of curly
Soylent green served up as ice cream! That Joe Biden's a damn genious!