Monday, July 16, 2012

What Kind of Jackass Eats an Ice Cream Cone with a Spoon?

Weasel Zippers



1. This is almost as embarrassing as the time he ate dog with the "unclean" hand.
2. "Man, they got pissy when I refused to pay. Don't they know they didn't build that? Ingrates!"
3. "Eating ice cream out of one of Madonna's old stage costumes... So decadent!"
4. "What an odd topping, 'Essence of Chris Matthews.'"
5. "I can't tell the difference between soylent ice cream and the real thing."


Best of Submariner
Meanwhile, just out of frame, M'Chel is going at a 5 gallon bucket of Ben & Jerry's Chunky Monkee with her eatin' shovel...
"Chunky Monkey" is racist ice cream - V

Best of Rodney Dill
What Kind of Jackass Eats an Ice Cream Cone with a Spoon?
A double dip

Best of Dr. Doom
"Boy that soda jerk got testy when I asked him to donate his tip jar to my campaign", thought Mr. Obama.

Best of Spin
BHO's thoughtbubble: Carpe thanks for the ice cream ,unlike Mitt I don't spend my own money.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Obamalama Thawtbubble: Ooooh Oooooh Brain Freeze! Gotta pity Biden, he feels like this 24/7.

Threadwinner: Cat Whisperer
“Mmmm, delicious. You are granted my Royal Warrant, purveyor of ice cream man, and shall henceforth display my campaign symbol and a sign over your establishment that reads, ‘By Appointment to His Majesty, President Barrack Hussein Obama.’ I am also raising your taxes by 30%.”

Best of metalgarth
Fine, Lenny, spend the afternoon with your 'friend Smithers'. See if I care.

Best of curly
Soylent green served up as ice cream! That Joe Biden's a damn genious!



28 comments:

blue said...

"While Romney may have been born wif a silver spoon in his mouth, I got mine the hard way - from the taxpayers!!"

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Meanwhile, just out of frame, M'Chel is going at a 5 gallon bucket of Ben & Jerry's Chunky Monkee with her eatin' shovel...

Rodney Dill said...

If you've got an ice cream cone, you didn't eat the cone, Somebody else ate that cone...
(probably Michelle)

Rodney Dill said...

I Scream. You Scream. We all Scream...
THE MANDATE'S A TAX.

Rodney Dill said...

Obama got his brain freeze retroactively... three years earlier.

Rodney Dill said...

What Kind of Jackass Eats an Ice Cream Cone with a Spoon?
A double dip

Dr. Doom said...

"What is this country coming to?", thought the President. "A man can't even ride a Canadian bus to a Pakistani ice cream stand and eat an Italian desert without getting grief from Fox News..."

Dr. Doom said...

The President samples some Obamacare Soylent Green on his campaign trip to the hinterlands...

Dr. Doom said...

"Boy that soda jerk got testy when I asked him to donate his tip jar to my campaign", thought Mr. Obama.

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

"This ice cream is green", thought the President, "I will have Secretary Chu funnel a few billion into it and see if we can leverage a success to replace Solyndra..."

Dr. Doom said...

"The sign said it was Toilet Tuna flavor but I think it is really mint chocolate chip", said the President dejectedly.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Coincidentally, Mitt Romney was just photographed sipping champagne and nibbling caviar off crispy golden crackers resembling Krugerrands at a gathering of ex-CEO's in what 1-percenters now affectionately refer to as the "Bain Capital Outcasts Club" in downtown Manhattan.

WordVerify: assetsy - This is what's known as a gimme to a political pundit who loathes the greedy fat cats destroying America. :-)

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Thank goodness I had my SS agents delay Chel's arrival, else'n I'da never gotten outta there with all 10 fingers intact.

-OR-

Obamalama's been photographed:
On a girl's bike;
Stumped by an open umbrella and a wrought-iron gate;
Mistaking a window for a door;
Daintily swigging a beer;
Eating ice cream from a cone with a spoon.
No man points remain on the eunuch's score board.

Spin said...

BHO's thoughtbubble:

Carpe thanks for the ice cream ,unlike Mitt I don't spend my own money.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Spin, considering my outspoken negative attitude towards the rigged election system, the traitors in Congress and pretty much every president going back to George "I Crush Tax Revolts" Washington, I've a feeling SS agents would have knocked the cone out of his hand had I been daft enough to offer.

You must be tickled pink that Mitch The Liar McConnell is out there trying desperately to hide fat cats who are buying votes via these new toxic SuperPacs, eh? Me, I'm still hoping Holder and Geithner will be jailed together so they can "enjoy" Sandusky-showers.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Obamalama Thawtbubble: Ooooh Oooooh Brain Freeze! Gotta pity Biden, he feels like this 24/7.

-OR-

BTW, Spin, I'm actually impressed with Obamalama. Didn't think he could walk and eat ice cream at the same time.

Cat Whisperer said...

“Mmmm, delicious. You are granted my Royal Warrant, purveyor of ice cream man, and shall henceforth display my campaign symbol and a sign over your establishment that reads, ‘By Appointment to His Majesty, President Barrack Hussein Obama.’ I am also raising your taxes by 30%.”

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Gobble, gobble, gobble, quick quick, quick! If Michelle's health goons catch me again, I'm done for!

metalgarth said...

Fine, Lenny, spend the afternoon with your 'friend Smithers'. See if I care.

curly said...

Soylent green served up as ice cream! That Joe Biden's a damn genious!

Spin said...

"Mmmm this taste like vented spleen,Mmmm"

Spin said...

Carpe, if you've been holding this anger since the 1770's I'd hate to be your plumber when it finally passes.

Myself I come here to throw out a caption or two in an attempt to get away for a precious few moments.

-OR-

If it feels good do it. No one else seems to mind.
My Bad.

Spin said...

Obama accuses Romney of stealing his reflection.
Sadly, no film at 11

Carpe Phlogiston said...

@Spin, we're on a blog that invites sick, disparaging, politically incorrect jabs at politicians and Wal-mart shoppers alike. Seriously!
FWIW, my frustration at and disdain for liberal and conservative extremists didn't begin with the 1770's... I was none too fond of earlier zealots. Salem witch burners and their predecessors in the Spanish Inquisition come to mind. The return of such monsters looks more and more likely as the electorate dumbs down, the fourth estate fails us, money and power concentrate, corrupt lawmakers game the system and abuse Total Information Awareness to subvert checks and balances. This country teeters on another deeper economic collapse yet the 1% plays fiddles.
I'm not fond of anyone who demands everyone lean in one direction and march in lockstep, nor of those intent on derailing the train for personal gain. Shame on those who swallow either side's bs, lies and false promises and become so polarized they take umbrage at my being an equal opportunity pundit.
Seriously, ignore my comments and keep pitching your captions. I don't plan on changing my mix of jest and jabs as long as there's film in V's camera. Hopefully, some find me amusing and maybe others pause to THINK for themselves instead of gnoshing on propaganda and pabulum. V keeps most of my potent anti-conservative digs off Page 1. That should secretly please you. Take care now. I see the Gong Show hook is aiming at my neck.

Spin said...

Carpe you win, your dick IS bigger than mine

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The pout and harrumph were very realistic, my little stalking troll! Can almost see your Shirley Temple curls bouncing as you spin and stomp off in a huff.