Tuesday, July 03, 2012
1. Anderson Cooper is Rock Hudson in Ang Lee's Pillow Talk.
2. If it makes you feel better, just imagine they both got Mega-Burritos at Taco Bell
3. "We're both unemployed and our neighborhood has been overrun by MS-13, but the important thing is, Obama supports gay marriage."
4. And then the camera pulls back to reveal a pile of horrible corpses... M. Night Shamalan, U R A Genius!
5. And then the producers of 'Dan in Real Life' decided to go with pancakes instead.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Joe Rogan hints at how gross the next episode of Fear Factor's going to get.
Best of blue
there is a Toilet Tuna joke in here somewhere.......
Best of dadoctah
"You're gonna say I'm crazy, but I swear I can hear the ocean!"
Best of GregMan
"Hm hm hmm, dancing cheek to cheek..."
Best of Spin
Two smiles One breath
Best of metalgarth
What? No Butt Closure!
Best of prince of leaves
Yeah, you'd have a dumb, vacant smile on your face too if you'd just been lobotomized through the ear with a penis.
Best of dub
A safer option than the Russian version, Taco Bell Roulette is not without it's own risks.
Best of Submariner
Where will you be when your "Domestic Partner's" laxitive kicks in, and will you care?