1. Anderson Cooper is Rock Hudson in Ang Lee's Pillow Talk.
2. If it makes you feel better, just imagine they both got Mega-Burritos at Taco Bell
3. "We're both unemployed and our neighborhood has been overrun by MS-13, but the important thing is, Obama supports gay marriage."
4. And then the camera pulls back to reveal a pile of horrible corpses... M. Night Shamalan, U R A Genius!
5. And then the producers of 'Dan in Real Life' decided to go with pancakes instead.
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Joe Rogan hints at how gross the next episode of Fear Factor's going to get.
Best of blue
there is a Toilet Tuna joke in here somewhere.......
Best of dadoctah
"You're gonna say I'm crazy, but I swear I can hear the ocean!"
Best of GregMan
"Hm hm hmm, dancing cheek to cheek..."
Best of Spin
Two smiles One breath
Best of metalgarth
What? No Butt Closure!
Best of prince of leaves
Yeah, you'd have a dumb, vacant smile on your face too if you'd just been lobotomized through the ear with a penis.
Best of dub
A safer option than the Russian version, Taco Bell Roulette is not without it's own risks.
Best of Submariner
Where will you be when your "Domestic Partner's" laxitive kicks in, and will you care?
16 comments:
The new Mr. Whipple in the latest Charmin "squeezably soft" commercial gets hazard pay.
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OMfreakingG, Bernard, that is so NOT how you perform 69!
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I really hope this is just an optical illusion and his head is resting on two grossly inflated boobies.
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Elmer Tekmortsen has the most flexible skeleton in the world. He can kiss his own ass.
Joe Rogan hints at how gross the next episode of Fear Factor's going to get.
there is a Toilet Tuna joke in here somewhere.......
San Francisco Instructional Video - "Insert Tab into Slot"
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Morphing thawtbubble as Frank awakens:
"mmmm soft pillow"
"Whew, pillow needs washing"
"My frat bros are sick intercourses"
"Glad I don't sleep on my stomach!"
"You're gonna say I'm crazy, but I swear I can hear the ocean!"
"Hm hm hmm, dancing cheek to cheek..."
"Why yes, we are Obama supporters, why do you ask?"
Two smiles One breath
What? No Butt Closure!
4 words for you V. "SECOND. RATE. PORN. DEFINED."
Yeah, you'd have a dumb, vacant smile on your face too if you'd just been lobotomized through the ear with a penis.
A safer option than the Russian version, Taco Bell Roulette is not without it's own risks.
If the military wished to exploit the repeal of DADT, this would be the first thing terrorists at GITMO saw when they woke up each morning...
"Hang on, Lemmiwinks! We're coming for you!"
Where will you be when your "Domestic Partner's" laxitive kicks in, and will you care?
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