Tuesday, July 03, 2012

Two Smiles



1. Anderson Cooper is Rock Hudson in Ang Lee's Pillow Talk. 


2. If it makes you feel better, just imagine they both got Mega-Burritos at Taco Bell

3. "We're both unemployed and our neighborhood has been overrun by MS-13, but the important thing is, Obama supports gay marriage."




4. And then the camera pulls back to reveal a pile of horrible corpses... M. Night Shamalan, U R A Genius! 

5. And then the producers of 'Dan in Real Life' decided to go with pancakes instead.


 Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Joe Rogan hints at how gross the next episode of Fear Factor's going to get.

Best of blue
there is a Toilet Tuna joke in here somewhere.......

Best of dadoctah
"You're gonna say I'm crazy, but I swear I can hear the ocean!"

Best of GregMan
"Hm hm hmm, dancing cheek to cheek..."

Best of Spin
Two smiles One breath

Best of metalgarth
What? No Butt Closure!

Best of  prince of leaves
Yeah, you'd have a dumb, vacant smile on your face too if you'd just been lobotomized through the ear with a penis.

Best of dub
A safer option than the Russian version, Taco Bell Roulette is not without it's own risks.

Best of Submariner
Where will you be when your "Domestic Partner's" laxitive kicks in, and will you care?

16 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The new Mr. Whipple in the latest Charmin "squeezably soft" commercial gets hazard pay.

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OMfreakingG, Bernard, that is so NOT how you perform 69!

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I really hope this is just an optical illusion and his head is resting on two grossly inflated boobies.

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Elmer Tekmortsen has the most flexible skeleton in the world. He can kiss his own ass.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Joe Rogan hints at how gross the next episode of Fear Factor's going to get.

blue said...

there is a Toilet Tuna joke in here somewhere.......

Carpe Phlogiston said...

San Francisco Instructional Video - "Insert Tab into Slot"

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Morphing thawtbubble as Frank awakens:
"mmmm soft pillow"
"Whew, pillow needs washing"
"My frat bros are sick intercourses"
"Glad I don't sleep on my stomach!"

dadoctah said...

"You're gonna say I'm crazy, but I swear I can hear the ocean!"

GregMan said...

"Hm hm hmm, dancing cheek to cheek..."

GregMan said...

"Why yes, we are Obama supporters, why do you ask?"

Spin said...

Two smiles One breath

metalgarth said...

What? No Butt Closure!

metalgarth said...

4 words for you V. "SECOND. RATE. PORN. DEFINED."

prince of leaves said...

Yeah, you'd have a dumb, vacant smile on your face too if you'd just been lobotomized through the ear with a penis.

dub said...

A safer option than the Russian version, Taco Bell Roulette is not without it's own risks.

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

If the military wished to exploit the repeal of DADT, this would be the first thing terrorists at GITMO saw when they woke up each morning...

dadoctah said...

"Hang on, Lemmiwinks! We're coming for you!"

Submariner said...

Where will you be when your "Domestic Partner's" laxitive kicks in, and will you care?