Monday, July 23, 2012

Two Commies and the Windy City





Best of Cat Whisperer “Oh my God. I'm back. I'm home. All the time, it was ... We finally really did it ... You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!”
Best of HLam
"One city remaining until the prophecy is complete."
Best of prince of leaves
"We've replaced Reagan's 'Shining City on a Hill' with this 'Corrupt Metropolis in a Ditch'...let's see if the voters notice!"
Best of GregMan
"You didn't build that."
Best of curly
...Windy City, blah blah blah, M'Celle's queefs, blah blah blah...

Best of metalgarth
It took all of Michelle's willpower to not start climbing up the exterior of the Sears Tower with a chalk faced whore in hand.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Quick, help me pull the body out! I have a feeling Acorn's going to need all the voters they can get this time.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Wow, from way out here, you barely notice the crime, despair and crumbling infrastructure!"

16 comments:

Cat Whisperer said...

“Oh my God. I'm back. I'm home. All the time, it was ... We finally really did it ... You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!”

HLam said...

"One city remaining until the prophecy is complete."

prince of leaves said...

"Just put on your welder's goggles and you'll be fine - we're well outside the fireball radius of Mahmud's little 'surprise'."

prince of leaves said...

"We've replaced Reagan's 'Shining City on a Hill' with this 'Corrupt Metropolis in a Ditch'...let's see if the voters notice!"

GregMan said...

"You didn't build that."

prince of leaves said...

ORA: "Let it all end...in fire!"

curly said...

...Windy City, blah blah blah, M'Celle's queefs, blah blah blah...

do homework said...

The story is realy catching, I've enjoyed it very much

metalgarth said...

It took all of Michelle's willpower to not start climbing up the exterior of the Sears Tower with a chalk faced whore in hand.

Dr. Doom said...

"Just think of it 'Chele", said the President, "If only I can get four more years, the economy and America's prospects will be be as lifeless and barren as this lake!"

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

"Assemble the Proletariat", ordered the President, "I will give them a speech about not having built anything to encourage their votes translation: votes = 'continued servitude'."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Obamalama thawtbubble: I'd push her in but she'd just find her way back home again.

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Quick, help me pull the body out! I have a feeling Acorn's going to need all the voters they can get this time.

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You KNOW what water does to me, 'Chel. I've really got to GO and we're in the middle of nowhere. Quick, shield me with your tarp... I mean skirt.

Joshua said...

"Ugh, all I see are monuments to capitalism."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Wow, from way out here, you barely notice the crime, despair and crumbling infrastructure!"

Spin said...

All this for you and not a Chick-fil-A in site dear.