Best of Cat Whisperer “Oh my God. I'm back. I'm home. All the time, it was ... We finally really did it ... You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!”
Best of HLam
"One city remaining until the prophecy is complete."
Best of prince of leaves
"We've replaced Reagan's 'Shining City on a Hill' with this 'Corrupt Metropolis in a Ditch'...let's see if the voters notice!"
Best of GregMan
"You didn't build that."
Best of curly
...Windy City, blah blah blah, M'Celle's queefs, blah blah blah...
Best of metalgarth
It took all of Michelle's willpower to not start climbing up the exterior of the Sears Tower with a chalk faced whore in hand.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Quick, help me pull the body out! I have a feeling Acorn's going to need all the voters they can get this time.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Wow, from way out here, you barely notice the crime, despair and crumbling infrastructure!"