1. File Under: "No kidding."
2. Darrell's T-shirt got lots of attention; mainly from Islamic suicide bombers having second thoughts.
3. "Sex. No thank you. I have a midnight screening of Dark Knight Rises to get to." (Too Soon?)
4. "Oh, I'll get laid soon... as soon as I get some help from Obama, of course."
5. His T-shirt's candor and honesty was a complete contrast to this guy's: